A glass half full of poison is still half full

he will be the 20 year old with 40 years of experience

It’s a bird, It’s a plane.

It hurts to look at

Those who know how to program a VCR will get this

I'd date me, I'd date me so hard.

OSHA

I don't know how my roommate managed to capture this beautiful moment

Why yes, I do carry this bucket around.

Pet Ownership

For you lonely bois out there

All problems solved!

I work for a plastics company and made myself a desk friend :)

The 10 seasons of Wisconsin, according to our local news station

Sign my friend saw in Germany this morning.

Both are still lava.

Growing up is a beautiful thing

Plus getting up to go to work

Mary has a dark sense of humour

Oh, Steve.

that sick fukc

Friggin’ Math Anarchists.

Peak human performance

I’m not sure where they’re going, but it must be dangerous.

how 'bout i speak to your manager karen

also: Top Ten Anime Fights

Find me a child that I might live again!

track

Just saw a car give birth.

Someone drew eyebrows on this dog

Fax Limitations

“Everything is a weapon” - Keanu Reeves

I guess my Catholic coworker really likes my mug

I don't know if anyone watches the British baking show... but this is all I can see

rick and morty level iq required

This graffiti at my work.

Three wishes.

Birds are people too

Too dangerous to be left alive he is

The wrong haircut

Scissors beat paper @ London rally

oh my

You find love in the most unexpected places

Stay safe Alabama

Saw this while walking to work

My girlfriend’s cat looks like she’s been working the drive-thru window for too long

elemenop

*Smooch*

Relatable

You pissed John?

Poor Orange :(

My brother got a Pikachu suit and my dog attacked.

be careful ofvthe spinny bit

Sometimes you can hear paintings talk

Naptime

blessed porn

mr. anderson

absurdism

i cum myself on the edge

actually wanted to post as reaction meme sometime, but oh well

My favorite spinoff of the Coexist sticker I've seen so far

facs

))

Someone’s having a bad day

Giraffe CPR by artist Keigo

Achievment: How did we get here?

12 step programme

Just one Cornetto !

Stuck in some lava no escape from the Mellon seed

Anon jerks off

fish

Manuel

Just drink,

racist

And it worked.

Anon is an evil mastermind

Biggest a-holes alive

frog ride irl

Was going through my boyfriend’s childhood photos....this story seems a little familiar

Huge Guy

That does happen

atleast we are laughing together

What the hell is this nonsense

Can't argue...;)

Hans, get ze flammenwerfer!

It's a fake though.

Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?

Seriously, I go blind every time

Imagine Pleasant Nonsense

A current war in a picture

Jesuscares

Jesus Bro...Your Fly Is Out!

Can't stop won't stop

Not married

Emotional support clown

welcome to the Ministry of Love

College thinking in a nutshell

Every deputy at the station

Thanos isnt all that powerfull

Excuse me, wtf?