Narrative nonsex

this is big deal to newbies

All Set! Ready to roll

Who didn’t love pogs

Edibles sneak up on you.

Frog jumping to hyper space

Now you know!

Hire this man.

This is so true that it’s actually true

No String Shot either...

Vaping was always cool!

cool cartoon i found (:

This sign outside my local A/C repair place gives me a chuckle every time they change it

Post Stallone

JamaicanJerSunPrincess.jpg

Teachers pet

Hell seems nice

every 13 year old girl on snapchat

My grandfather turned 99 today!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47wUQZs1_NQ

The most dareing move of all!

We all scream

Found a 15 year old photo and my mom is trying to deny the fact that she used sharpie on the flash in our cats eyes.......

Biggest ooof

True ;)

Gotcha

let him get his dog back

Nice.

Tall as a bicycle

My wife confiscated this note from a student today on her first day of substitute teacher.

The autobahn does not conform to the laws of physics

Why so serious

...agger

he looks like he has the big stupid now

You can't spell "Steal" without "EA"

Masterclass from the master himself

assemble

Am jealous on NASA

Slinky porn

do american kids really all have to draw a family tree or is it just a movie thing?

What a magnificent ᴄunt

An interesting concept

Frenfrenfrenfrenfrenfren

I accidentally gave this to a cashier and couldn't figure out why she was staring at my "quarter" for so long.

When your mom alpha

doggo

Put up in my high school’s library

I'm washing my ball

Dry AF

That would suck

*In deep booming voice* "Where the fuᴄk are my nuts human?"

Way to go Chad

Life is more like a straw

I cri evritiem

Relatable

1/5 stars

Happy Anniversary to this lil tub of pineapple cottage cheese - it has now survived SEVEN years in our work fridge without being thrown out! I take a picture with it each year.

Well that was..... Unexpected.

I'll die fapping

What a joker..

Dammmm

*yawning*

We're all in this together

so we don't accidentally call them

Will The Big Woman Be There?

This is either very daunting or motivational.

My liya trying to fake a fit when brought a new kitty from shelter..SO CUTE!!

Know the feeling you get when the middle seat is open next to you on a flight? I can beat that...

Shake and run

My fiancée's grandma got me this shirt. She doesn't know what Breaking Bad is, nor that I like it. She only knows that I'm Hispanic and "like graphics."

Still the greatest song of all time

Caaaaaannn do

I need this...

Only real men

But when I want to tattoo a baby suddenly *I'M* the villian

Where can I find the

Inside

Don't park in a scaffolder's spot..

I can't, I'm turning the tables

Honestly

So elegant

Does this ever happen to u?

You have evolved!

swedish police doing gods work

*or celebrity

Anxiety Prime

At Least He's Wearing His Warning Label

ISIS = F

Number Neighbor

Stremf

oh you are a villain alright, just not a super one

Noobmaster69

Poor font choices ...

Old grandmother`s carpet

My cat Mahogany on Instagram vs IRL.

s a d

a simple OOF but quite unbreakable

When your shitty OC gets 6 upvotes, but you refuse to steal memes.

蒼い風がいま

i SHIT more hours than that