It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
Are we doing this or not?
This is why I am here
don't let your protein escape
i am so excited
I Slov Ed
That's what the cloning facility is for
Chris Hemsworth in Global Climate strike
AAAAAA I HATE LOSING SIMON SAYS
Are you prepared for the invasion?
remember to ask for consent first
Cat uses surveillance cameras to hunt a rat
my life when not all of my posts reach front
I want to talk to the manager
Except scratch 90 and change it to 100.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...
Home Decor Inspo
Donut do drugs kids
Just got here. Where you guys at?
Our strongest soldier
They knew this would happen when they named it
Steve says .
It really do be that way
this is my favourite joke, possibly of all time
Hope he still did the Naruto run
A new me
I swear to god, all this chat ever does is find the one person with the lowest IQ and copy paste wh
We are all watching
free will, they dont have
This sign from StormArea51 livestream
Meanwhile in Canadaland.....
Well lads, today’s the day.
When my girlfriend says she's too tired and rolls over.
Got to love the Welsh
'In Living Color' was a goldmine in the early 1990s.
Favorite place to sleep
The face of a legend.
B O N D U L A N C E
pipebombs to kill british civilans, i must make
Such a brave dog
The heart of the issue
Worse when something triggers Internet Explorer to awake
Probably old, but Inigo's Guide to Networking Success
sometimes you just gotta know and it's real important
No one has to get hurt.
Stop cutting in line people!
usually only get out of bed at night, tbh
she is sooo hot tho, man you would be jealous
why do we live
oh, you're approaching me?
"Millennial humour isn't weird"
Not mine but sooo awesome. Good luck tomorrow you crazy mofos
Congratulations on that
just burn the amazon and throw more plastic into the ocean so both sides win
They’ll find you
Just leaving this here..... enjoy angels
once the void consumes you, you can never leave
My girlfriend turned 30, so.....
It's the ciiircle of life
only from Ticketmaster
How I discovered my wife and her co-workers were in a Fitbit activity contest.
Stealing the sun
Anon goes to Japan
nothing wrong with vegetable roleplay
"Where did I put it?"
Calm down boys
Toilet brush holder in an independent coffee shop
New emoji for Canadians
The heaven must be missing an angel
A teacher at my school today
Shoulda' known this was gonna happen, bruh.
this could actually happen
I wonder if anyone who will see this is over 19
this guy is my spirit animal
The dogs will chase you... to show their love
straight to the point
Public school system is broken
Stormtroopers always miss ...!
but it wasn't real
Did someone order tea ??
So this is what it has come to, huh?