Niiiccceee

Karen?

Threw a party and passed out drunk last night. So my friends moved all my patio furniture into my living room.

Nearly a year ago, my coworker needed stitches after an avocado toast accident. I made this sign for her and they’re still updating it

Uncle ben dying is so sad...

Not alien ass cheeks but I'll take it

The perfect candle for those WTF moments!

Bit harsh...but soo funny

we were asked to plant things in gardens at school - this is what boys will be boys should mean

And this is why English is hard

God bless Rocket

What's that in your mouth?!?

he has big PP

classic

Cute Minion Of Darkness

The trash can.

me irl

i can't, my leg is ｂｒｏｋｅｎ骨折

Wigs

       

man that is so timely, hot damn Aragorn with the SAVE

ahh

Explain this to a kid

Kim k

it does be like that

neat

Hey, don't pee in the pool!

such a gay raid

take my by the hand!

Bob Ross cosplay

T H I C C

The only right answer for this question

I wanted to see a massacre tho

When the plug works at footlocker.

Destroying the planet one step at a time

V E G E T A B L E S

Nanspreading

This speed limit officer

Never related to anything more than this in my life

Pocket Anti Stress

He was such a hero

So savage.

Are we there yet??

What is this "bananana" you speak of?

gottem lmao

Oh my

i stacked them sorry

*Cries in depression*

That Little Piggy REALLY Went

It certainly is enough.

OOOOP

oof

That's the science

Hide to managers

SharpieGate

Could be venomous. Must... pet... it... without... protection!

Too cold

Zodiac signs are the funniest

Allergies = $1600

I just wanted to show off my new phone

Bird Watching

Who's a wood boy

Live footage from Area 51

It's a one-lifetime exerience, you can just meet random people in random costumes! Why you would miss that?

Anon in the bathroom

understandable

Seen at a local fest. For apples.

Review of Chernobyl. Rip Ukrainians

Scary pumpkin for Halloween

Storm it already

Just like Halloween...

Incoming dad joke:

Fightin for us.

Building an IKEA cabinet

Gettin wasted tonight

Now this is what I like to see.

*blows screen*

oh no, not Florida Man

Just a little fact for y'all out there

If only we had this version of Winnie the Pooh

An angry fish

That’s a nice post.

Wait that’s illegal...

Remember this, if you start an online revolution.

Errr... Thanks?

Come on do something

its happening

Are we doing this or not?

This is why I am here

don't let your protein escape

i am so excited

I Slov Ed

That's what the cloning facility is for

*millions

Chris Hemsworth in Global Climate strike

AAAAAA I HATE LOSING SIMON SAYS

Gordon posting

yes please

Are you prepared for the invasion?

remember to ask for consent first