I'll let this one marinate a little

Mmmmm, taters

My blind friend got engaged yesterday....he’s pretty sure.

"It was a parody account"

The logo of a christian school in my town

I have to admit, my mind went to very dank places before I read that answer.

Thanks chicken

How your sisters, Doreen?

groovy

Touxhgwhuenneteighwun

Back door

power

My first ever match on grinder!

Best pencils on the market

Corporate mergers be like

Master of horror

Best Cosplay Award Goes To...

Who was the genius behind this idea

I Respect This Level of Self Investment

How to talk to tall people

Bet she gives good head

If you look closely at the puddle, it's clear that this rock was pissed on

Nice.

Does anyone know who these babies are? So cute!!!

Haha! This made me chuckle.

"Breaker 19, We got us a convoy going"

Send pics

sad

Begone.

My parents must have read this at least 4 times

My husband’s message on our whiteboard today.

"Got braces today".. got this gift.

I mean...he's not wrong

Paying my respects at the cemetery today

Newton cradle to the grave

Ngl. I'm down

danny deleto

Tekashi snitching everyone out

Whipped Cream

She sounds hideous

My cousin’s sign on his Prius.

10/10 would totally order it

Hey NAZI chick!!

Colin is the best

Your job says like i did to your mom

Cheap decoration idea

Typical dad

My dog likes to fetch hair ties and hold them in his mouth, making him look like he's wearing grills

haha yeah I also only do that for science

I mean, they ain’t wrong

This man is giving money to women in need. Respect

We’ve been warned by the expert...

AB unemployed...

Actually, this is true

Either way, the *** getting glazed

Buy local... be entertained

that dedication

Tell me -Am i a joke to you?

Niiiccceee

Karen?

Threw a party and passed out drunk last night. So my friends moved all my patio furniture into my living room.

Nearly a year ago, my coworker needed stitches after an avocado toast accident. I made this sign for her and they’re still updating it

Uncle ben dying is so sad...

Not alien ass cheeks but I'll take it

The perfect candle for those WTF moments!

Bit harsh...but soo funny

we were asked to plant things in gardens at school - this is what boys will be boys should mean

And this is why English is hard

God bless Rocket

What's that in your mouth?!?

he has big PP

classic

Cute Minion Of Darkness

The trash can.

me irl

i can't, my leg is ｂｒｏｋｅｎ骨折

Wigs

       

man that is so timely, hot damn Aragorn with the SAVE

ahh

Explain this to a kid

Kim k

it does be like that

neat

Hey, don't pee in the pool!

such a gay raid

take my by the hand!

Bob Ross cosplay

T H I C C

The only right answer for this question

I wanted to see a massacre tho

When the plug works at footlocker.

Destroying the planet one step at a time

V E G E T A B L E S

Nanspreading

This speed limit officer

Never related to anything more than this in my life

Pocket Anti Stress

He was such a hero

So savage.