Sniping's a good job mate.

Patience has it's limits

“It’s called fashion Susan. Look it up!”

Something’s wrong

Wise chihuahua

can you see it?? :O

I don’t want to wake up too much.

Beautiful man

The SPEED

Gonna call it that from now on

Platonic.

When both your girlfriends show up to the same event.

Kindergartners wearing full sized back packs

It happens to all of us at some point, I guess

But... it so pretty!

He needs to relash... I’ll go.

mad lad

Better check your tail lights bud

It’s not about the size. It’s about the power within.

I can’t stand those people

I can't remember the number of times...

Life hack or just funny?

Here’s jacky

Goodboy is in the yearbook

oh no! such a disaster! hon hon hon

Karen is coming: watch out Alabma

So a zebra, leopard and a tiger walk in to a bar.

Walked by this at my local Target

Oh, the potential mayhem...

He was the revolution

nobody: JK Rowling:

I'd click on this shit

Oh Canada

Should have had a Snickers

My daughter finally realised we don’t take her to Paris every weekend.

of course!

Don’t think I can wear these in my hood

this actually checks out

*battle music starts*

A great thing to wear for the Autumn Costume Candy Day!

Must be contagious

2nd rule is not very important or is it?

Camouflage shorts actually work

Please be considerate.

Cat doesn't look like he's a fan of anyone...

Just let me be ignorant

No argument can win.

In Russia girls just wanna have fun...

Merely Pretending.

A wise man once said...

Knew it!!

My cousin got home from work early, only to catch his dog sneaking in through the window

The chosen one

*muffled pumped up kicks sound*

Stop or you’ll shoot!

Time to get that SPF 100 on

Oh, Canda!

Aaaaaaahhhhhh...

Now I can't unsee this...

araki forgot about the clackers

geniuses are being repressed by society

Naughty French children are sent to the Garfield cave

Raid's over, nothing to see here

I'll let this one marinate a little

Mmmmm, taters

My blind friend got engaged yesterday....he’s pretty sure.

"It was a parody account"

The logo of a christian school in my town

I have to admit, my mind went to very dank places before I read that answer.

Thanks chicken

How your sisters, Doreen?

groovy

Touxhgwhuenneteighwun

Back door

power

My first ever match on grinder!

Best pencils on the market

Corporate mergers be like

Master of horror

Best Cosplay Award Goes To...

Who was the genius behind this idea

I Respect This Level of Self Investment

How to talk to tall people

Bet she gives good head

If you look closely at the puddle, it's clear that this rock was pissed on

Nice.

Does anyone know who these babies are? So cute!!!

Haha! This made me chuckle.

"Breaker 19, We got us a convoy going"

Send pics

sad

Begone.

My parents must have read this at least 4 times

My husband’s message on our whiteboard today.

"Got braces today".. got this gift.

I mean...he's not wrong

Paying my respects at the cemetery today

Newton cradle to the grave

Ngl. I'm down

danny deleto