Squish

Sound is an illusion

love you mom

this is for you, Najila Trindade

How to stop the climate crisis!

Don't know if this has been posted before.

gently, in the wind

I was never strong enough

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Bamboozle 100

cruise control.

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Sgt. Waddle

From *Superhero Movie* probably my favorite line

Haha. Good point

Oh Doc!

Incert tittle here

Thanos the clever conquer

Dead fly

We must protect them

A customer ordered this urn for their deceased pet today

Let me pack this sun in to the car real quick.

Oh, damn

We have a problem Houston...

Hate it when that happens

My Dell order of six ink cartridges arrived today

meaning

Sign outside the local fire department

Did somebody say impeachment?!

Nice*

please dont be a re

I'm in danger

A legit thing that happened today.

I got bamboozled

Always a reason for the bark

Local jail google info pic lol

Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do

My friend’s kid asked if he could use “Mommy’s mug” this morning

Can I get her serial number?

Tears of a clown.

Aren't we all inspired by this

He's not dead

Margaret is a ***in saint

some of these really got me

I’ll just have water

Fairy godmother.

Im weedsexual

Snitch9ine

howdy pardner

both of these... SMACK

And the Lord did saith unto me, "These CVS receipts are getting ridiculous, just look at the one I got for buying this hula-hoop"

Simpsons predicted even this

Found on boomer humor. Its just funny.

No Laws

Judge: You’re down to 18 years 6ix9ine: Wait

Opening the front facing camera

Guess Jesus didn't want to take the wheel

Feeling compressed

Handle and With care

Your Powers Combined...

"Alright, see you tomorrow bro"

Always watch the credits

Call of Cthulhu, but with Dr. Seussian rhyming and pictures

Test your reflexes.

I mean I've never seen a Star of David on the side of the road

All us men need this lol

Today’s Goal

Sometimes you can see the exact moment somebody gave up on their dreams

And I wanna be free

No.. No... No.. Not this one... No..

The hardest choice requires the strongest will

Here, hold this real quick!

Just the tip

Knowledge

Well I guess it works

911 simpsons

STONKS!

pescatarian?

I was wondering where that carrot went

Just one more game. I promise

My dog pins herself against the wall when she knows we’re at the vet.

What's your secret?

im gay?

Guess I will be allowed into heaven now

stay pessimistic

“Huh.. what’s that sign say?”

How to reduce Carbon Footprint

Other human contributed apocalypses aren't as trendy to discuss.

Have a cookie, would you? No eat, no in

Snorlax every time

Succ it boi

Ladies & gentlemen, my cat.

The pain in her eyes shows lies

I expected nothing less

rise up against women

Brater Griffin is hella cursed

Ahh the tables have turn

How to handle stress.

Attend thy hootenanny

Right where it belongs