What's your secret?
im gay?
Guess I will be allowed into heaven now
stay pessimistic
“Huh.. what’s that sign say?”
How to reduce Carbon Footprint
Other human contributed apocalypses aren't as trendy to discuss.
Have a cookie, would you? No eat, no in
Snorlax every time
Succ it boi
Ladies & gentlemen, my cat.
The pain in her eyes shows lies
I expected nothing less
rise up against women
Brater Griffin is hella cursed
Ahh the tables have turn
How to handle stress.
Attend thy hootenanny
Right where it belongs
Area locked
The Accuracy....Not Working!!!
No homo
Most professional athletes story
should have make it gold to make the insult even harder
Roses are red, violets are a must,
EMP—
Dem eyebrows
Yes and it is a solid marketing strategy
Stop, Drop & Roll.
Don’t use the super heat option on dryers in China
First Date Vs 2 Years
Don't Go Please
Bob Dylan looks like Adam Sandler playing Bob Dylan.
They know everything
Brazilian shitposting 2
hell no
Justin time
Watching a movie
This is Fluffy, our unofficial guard cat
Google did an oopsie
I drew a car that can bear a bear with a bare midriff mid-riff mid-drift
Saw this house last winter and had to turn around to get a picture. IOWA IS WEIRD.
Damascus was a bad man at the vet and was very bitey so he got put in the lizard straight jacket for his x-rays
I'm about as tired as these titties
I really hope this is real
They always know.
*Feminism Intensifies*
Very reliable
This be big facts
What's wrong honey? "Nothing"
A good child is seen and not heard
Conversation with my mom while high.
A little expensive, they used to be under two bucks.
Nice?
Nice soccer game
Nature is great
Kermit the frog here
The moment you see yourself in the mirror after shaving off your beard.
I found the pot of gold
6th Mass Extinction?
Star Wars Good Vibrations
Like home.
It’s funny cuz it’s true
Needs some nachos
Midriff
I think my friend found the ultimate rick roll
its an albany expression
He makes a valid argument.
*** your speedometer
11/10 dentists recommend
877-trashnow. 877-trashnow.
omggggg
Tennis great Mitch Hedberg
Would you buy this candle?
Life is a gift!
It’s the little things in life.
lmao imagine a straw kills you, turtles are whiny ***es
majestic
Put them hands up
Cmon now
Hugelol is literally just dumbed down Nein-Phag
Stiffy in a jiffy
An interesting historical marker
Heard sirens a few minutes after I took this
Put it in rice!
Worst Bowl Ever
it's a simple spell but quite unbreakable
Everything reminds me of my ex...
My mom when I miss a decisive penalty at the French Cup Final
♪ Baby, You Contrive My Car ♪
Hugelol: um celeiro de psicopatas
I’m not a dentist but I can take a look
-My son doesn’t smoke marihuana. He is an angel.
Thermostat
Princess, it's not-a you
Bike ride.
I actually like this photo
supply and demand
I wish
It makes perfect sense you guys