Damascus was a bad man at the vet and was very bitey so he got put in the lizard straight jacket for his x-rays
I'm about as tired as these titties
I really hope this is real
They always know.
*Feminism Intensifies*
Very reliable
This be big facts
What's wrong honey? "Nothing"
A good child is seen and not heard
Conversation with my mom while high.
A little expensive, they used to be under two bucks.
Nice?
Nice soccer game
Nature is great
Kermit the frog here
The moment you see yourself in the mirror after shaving off your beard.
I found the pot of gold
6th Mass Extinction?
Star Wars Good Vibrations
Like home.
It’s funny cuz it’s true
Needs some nachos
Midriff
I think my friend found the ultimate rick roll
its an albany expression
He makes a valid argument.
*** your speedometer
11/10 dentists recommend
877-trashnow. 877-trashnow.
omggggg
Tennis great Mitch Hedberg
Would you buy this candle?
Life is a gift!
It’s the little things in life.
lmao imagine a straw kills you, turtles are whiny ***es
majestic
Put them hands up
Cmon now
Hugelol is literally just dumbed down Nein-Phag
Stiffy in a jiffy
An interesting historical marker
Heard sirens a few minutes after I took this
Put it in rice!
Worst Bowl Ever
it's a simple spell but quite unbreakable
Everything reminds me of my ex...
My mom when I miss a decisive penalty at the French Cup Final
♪ Baby, You Contrive My Car ♪
Hugelol: um celeiro de psicopatas
I’m not a dentist but I can take a look
-My son doesn’t smoke marihuana. He is an angel.
Thermostat
Princess, it's not-a you
Bike ride.
I actually like this photo
supply and demand
I wish
It makes perfect sense you guys
Dog-human relations
Getting it all out there
Probably yes
Best movie.
Measure 69
Pokematicposting
It's Thursday, right?
A true gem of gaming
Societyposting 1
Iowa is weird
It's so warm, house senpai
Shut up Boomer
bad luck...
Get that smoky flavour right up in there
New brand in town.
misunderstanding desk
I do not like to drive sedans
Hey chill bruh!
Thanks, I hate the park now
This is the reason to slow down
Props to this guy
WHO ELSE??!
Who is this guy? and, where does it end?
playing ball
That what it do yuug
Please describe murica in one picture
The breakfast of champions.
Take that, ministry of DEFENCE!
Rock.Paper.Nescafe
Yes
bIG BRAIN
Left one has no chance...
I'd say pokematic's achievements
Girls don't cum, they arrive
wait
Gardening for pleasure
I hate it when that happens
Are you ready kids?
> ideas
You are now hungry for pizza
Sniping's a good job mate.
Patience has it's limits