♪ Baby, You Contrive My Car ♪

Hugelol: um celeiro de psicopatas

I’m not a dentist but I can take a look

-My son doesn’t smoke marihuana. He is an angel.

Thermostat

Princess, it's not-a you

Bike ride.

I actually like this photo

supply and demand

I wish

It makes perfect sense you guys

Dog-human relations

Getting it all out there

Probably yes

Best movie.

Measure 69

Pokematicposting

It's Thursday, right?

A true gem of gaming

Societyposting 1

Iowa is weird

It's so warm, house senpai

Shut up Boomer

bad luck...

Get that smoky flavour right up in there

New brand in town.

misunderstanding desk

I do not like to drive sedans

Hey chill bruh!

Thanks, I hate the park now

This is the reason to slow down

Props to this guy

WHO ELSE??!

Who is this guy? and, where does it end?

playing ball

That what it do yuug

Please describe murica in one picture

The breakfast of champions.

Take that, ministry of DEFENCE!

Rock.Paper.Nescafe

Yes

bIG BRAIN

Left one has no chance...

I'd say pokematic's achievements

Girls don't cum, they arrive

wait

Gardening for pleasure

I hate it when that happens

Are you ready kids?

> ideas

You are now hungry for pizza

Sniping's a good job mate.

Patience has it's limits

“It’s called fashion Susan. Look it up!”

Something’s wrong

Wise chihuahua

can you see it?? :O

I don’t want to wake up too much.

Beautiful man

The SPEED

Gonna call it that from now on

Platonic.

When both your girlfriends show up to the same event.

Kindergartners wearing full sized back packs

It happens to all of us at some point, I guess

But... it so pretty!

He needs to relash... I’ll go.

mad lad

Better check your tail lights bud

It’s not about the size. It’s about the power within.

I can’t stand those people

I can't remember the number of times...

Life hack or just funny?

Here’s jacky

Goodboy is in the yearbook

oh no! such a disaster! hon hon hon

Karen is coming: watch out Alabma

So a zebra, leopard and a tiger walk in to a bar.

Walked by this at my local Target

Oh, the potential mayhem...

He was the revolution

nobody: JK Rowling:

I'd click on this shit

Oh Canada

Should have had a Snickers

My daughter finally realised we don’t take her to Paris every weekend.

of course!

Don’t think I can wear these in my hood

this actually checks out

*battle music starts*

A great thing to wear for the Autumn Costume Candy Day!

Must be contagious

2nd rule is not very important or is it?

Camouflage shorts actually work

Please be considerate.

Cat doesn't look like he's a fan of anyone...

Just let me be ignorant

No argument can win.

In Russia girls just wanna have fun...

Merely Pretending.