Write something about yourself. Try to be short and funny!
supply and demand
It makes perfect sense you guys
Getting it all out there
It's Thursday, right?
A true gem of gaming
Iowa is weird
It's so warm, house senpai
Shut up Boomer
Get that smoky flavour right up in there
New brand in town.
I do not like to drive sedans
Hey chill bruh!
Thanks, I hate the park now
This is the reason to slow down
Props to this guy
Who is this guy? and, where does it end?
That what it do yuug
Please describe murica in one picture
The breakfast of champions.
Take that, ministry of DEFENCE!
Left one has no chance...
I'd say pokematic's achievements
Girls don't cum, they arrive
Gardening for pleasure
I hate it when that happens
Are you ready kids?
You are now hungry for pizza
Sniping's a good job mate.
Patience has it's limits
“It’s called fashion Susan. Look it up!”
can you see it?? :O
I don’t want to wake up too much.
Gonna call it that from now on
When both your girlfriends show up to the same event.
Kindergartners wearing full sized back packs
It happens to all of us at some point, I guess
But... it so pretty!
He needs to relash... I’ll go.
Better check your tail lights bud
It’s not about the size. It’s about the power within.
I can’t stand those people
I can't remember the number of times...
Life hack or just funny?
Goodboy is in the yearbook
oh no! such a disaster! hon hon hon
Karen is coming: watch out Alabma
So a zebra, leopard and a tiger walk in to a bar.
Walked by this at my local Target
Oh, the potential mayhem...
He was the revolution
nobody: JK Rowling:
I'd click on this shit
Should have had a Snickers
My daughter finally realised we don’t take her to Paris every weekend.
Don’t think I can wear these in my hood
this actually checks out
*battle music starts*
A great thing to wear for the Autumn Costume Candy Day!
Must be contagious
2nd rule is not very important or is it?
Camouflage shorts actually work
Please be considerate.
Cat doesn't look like he's a fan of anyone...
Just let me be ignorant
No argument can win.
In Russia girls just wanna have fun...
A wise man once said...
My cousin got home from work early, only to catch his dog sneaking in through the window
The chosen one
*muffled pumped up kicks sound*
Stop or you’ll shoot!
Time to get that SPF 100 on