should have make it gold to make the insult even harder

Roses are red, violets are a must,

EMP—

Dem eyebrows

Yes and it is a solid marketing strategy

Stop, Drop & Roll.

Don’t use the super heat option on dryers in China

First Date Vs 2 Years

Don't Go Please

Bob Dylan looks like Adam Sandler playing Bob Dylan.

They know everything

Brazilian shitposting 2

hell no

Justin time

Watching a movie

This is Fluffy, our unofficial guard cat

Google did an oopsie

I drew a car that can bear a bear with a bare midriff mid-riff mid-drift

Saw this house last winter and had to turn around to get a picture. IOWA IS WEIRD.

Damascus was a bad man at the vet and was very bitey so he got put in the lizard straight jacket for his x-rays

I'm about as tired as these titties

I really hope this is real

They always know.

*Feminism Intensifies*

Very reliable

This be big facts

What's wrong honey? "Nothing"

A good child is seen and not heard

Conversation with my mom while high.

A little expensive, they used to be under two bucks.

Nice?

Nice soccer game

Nature is great

Kermit the frog here

The moment you see yourself in the mirror after shaving off your beard.

I found the pot of gold

6th Mass Extinction?

Star Wars Good Vibrations

Like home.

It’s funny cuz it’s true

Needs some nachos

Midriff

I think my friend found the ultimate rick roll

its an albany expression

He makes a valid argument.

*** your speedometer

11/10 dentists recommend

877-trashnow. 877-trashnow.

omggggg

Tennis great Mitch Hedberg

Would you buy this candle?

Life is a gift!

It’s the little things in life.

lmao imagine a straw kills you, turtles are whiny ***es

majestic

Put them hands up

Cmon now

Hugelol is literally just dumbed down Nein-Phag

Stiffy in a jiffy

An interesting historical marker

Heard sirens a few minutes after I took this

Put it in rice!

Worst Bowl Ever

it's a simple spell but quite unbreakable

Everything reminds me of my ex...

My mom when I miss a decisive penalty at the French Cup Final

♪ Baby, You Contrive My Car ♪

Hugelol: um celeiro de psicopatas

I’m not a dentist but I can take a look

-My son doesn’t smoke marihuana. He is an angel.

Thermostat

Princess, it's not-a you

Bike ride.

I actually like this photo

supply and demand

I wish

It makes perfect sense you guys

Dog-human relations

Getting it all out there

Probably yes

Best movie.

Measure 69

Pokematicposting

It's Thursday, right?

A true gem of gaming

Societyposting 1

Iowa is weird

It's so warm, house senpai

Shut up Boomer

bad luck...

Get that smoky flavour right up in there

New brand in town.

misunderstanding desk

I do not like to drive sedans

Hey chill bruh!

Thanks, I hate the park now

This is the reason to slow down

Props to this guy

WHO ELSE??!

Who is this guy? and, where does it end?