both of these... SMACK

And the Lord did saith unto me, "These CVS receipts are getting ridiculous, just look at the one I got for buying this hula-hoop"

Simpsons predicted even this

Found on boomer humor. Its just funny.

No Laws

Judge: You’re down to 18 years 6ix9ine: Wait

Opening the front facing camera

Guess Jesus didn't want to take the wheel

Feeling compressed

Handle and With care

Your Powers Combined...

"Alright, see you tomorrow bro"

Always watch the credits

Call of Cthulhu, but with Dr. Seussian rhyming and pictures

Test your reflexes.

I mean I've never seen a Star of David on the side of the road

All us men need this lol

Today’s Goal

Sometimes you can see the exact moment somebody gave up on their dreams

And I wanna be free

No.. No... No.. Not this one... No..

The hardest choice requires the strongest will

Here, hold this real quick!

Just the tip

Knowledge

Well I guess it works

911 simpsons

STONKS!

pescatarian?

I was wondering where that carrot went

Just one more game. I promise

My dog pins herself against the wall when she knows we’re at the vet.

What's your secret?

im gay?

Guess I will be allowed into heaven now

stay pessimistic

“Huh.. what’s that sign say?”

How to reduce Carbon Footprint

Other human contributed apocalypses aren't as trendy to discuss.

Have a cookie, would you? No eat, no in

Snorlax every time

Succ it boi

Ladies & gentlemen, my cat.

The pain in her eyes shows lies

I expected nothing less

rise up against women

Brater Griffin is hella cursed

Ahh the tables have turn

How to handle stress.

Attend thy hootenanny

Right where it belongs

Area locked

The Accuracy....Not Working!!!

No homo

Most professional athletes story

should have make it gold to make the insult even harder

Roses are red, violets are a must,

EMP—

Dem eyebrows

Yes and it is a solid marketing strategy

Stop, Drop & Roll.

Don’t use the super heat option on dryers in China

First Date Vs 2 Years

Don't Go Please

Bob Dylan looks like Adam Sandler playing Bob Dylan.

They know everything

Brazilian shitposting 2

hell no

Justin time

Watching a movie

This is Fluffy, our unofficial guard cat

Google did an oopsie

I drew a car that can bear a bear with a bare midriff mid-riff mid-drift

Saw this house last winter and had to turn around to get a picture. IOWA IS WEIRD.

Damascus was a bad man at the vet and was very bitey so he got put in the lizard straight jacket for his x-rays

I'm about as tired as these titties

I really hope this is real

They always know.

*Feminism Intensifies*

Very reliable

This be big facts

What's wrong honey? "Nothing"

A good child is seen and not heard

Conversation with my mom while high.

A little expensive, they used to be under two bucks.

Nice?

Nice soccer game

Nature is great

Kermit the frog here

The moment you see yourself in the mirror after shaving off your beard.

I found the pot of gold

6th Mass Extinction?

Star Wars Good Vibrations

Like home.

It’s funny cuz it’s true

Needs some nachos

Midriff

I think my friend found the ultimate rick roll

its an albany expression

He makes a valid argument.