Toucans are going to destroy capitalism

I saw this yesterday while out shopping and it made me laugh

Jesus makes a point!

This kids footwear combo I saw this afternoon

My 1 month young daughter actually caught me for the first time!

Well.. Santa is right

bedtime stories

TO THE PLAAAACE

It has.

Glad to see they could agree on something.

I'll never see Pokémon the same again

How you doin' girl?

It’s a sign

My home will always have power

This is 1001% accurate

They said so

Most* men

What’s in your window?

At a Goodwill in Monroe, CT

actual photo taken where I live...

Why do the walls in the poop hall speak master.

haha yes

Anon releases his inner animal

it just works

Typical Vegans.

Let's get this bread

This is some sound life advice.

Emergency Phone

Dedication

Yeah, this is big brain time

O_o

Grass under microscope looks quite happy

Dinner plans set and done

Happy National Coffee Day

Lighten up

Ahhhh help

Hello there

Who I imagine writes those recipes with a 'backstory' with the recipe hidden somewhere in the middle

porn when?

It is really cool milk bottle

Groundbreaking technology

Thanks Rob

Is that a donkey living with a camel

The real mastermind

Life of dog

I am on Second stage! You?

tighter

good

New way to blow up candle

That’s some far sighted owner

Dating these days

And yes, they all do use the dark theme

Netflix selections.

My name is patient zero

wow haha that DID happen in the movie

There is no end, there is only adn

Triumph of mankind

absolute disgrace - uy

Press F for Tom

Bought this for my boyfriends first apartment

Bahahahah

During exams

don't do drugs kids, dudder is watching you

What you wanna bee?

Just play defence

title

When he forgets to warn you...

I serve the soviet union

Didn't see that one coming

My best friend showed me this picture her mom took a couple years back

   

Sounds like an amazing setup

I’m ready, I’m ready

ohlawd

The graphics on these bathroom doors for men and women

Pro tips

The sign on the donut display at our local shop.

With a Bach Bach here and a Bach Bach there

My boyfriend sent this and said “this is us”

A New element.

This drink coaster at my parents' house

explain

Between Two Ferns is the best!

This has never been so true.

Are you single

We must destroy all technology

My wife has figured out my secret.

So, yeah.

My neighbor's gangsta kid

New drive thru menu???

Asked my daughter to lean against the pole for a picture

These new Lays chips are wonderful.

Pax Romana

title

herlo I am the f l e s h

All y'all

Something doesnt belong here

I'm not like other girls

"Once upon a time in the sea"

But hey I do make it to the gym regularly. Walking in the door counts right? #thestruggleisreal #gym #willpower #temptations #resist