Dating these days

And yes, they all do use the dark theme

Netflix selections.

My name is patient zero

wow haha that DID happen in the movie

There is no end, there is only adn

Triumph of mankind

absolute disgrace - uy

Press F for Tom

Bought this for my boyfriends first apartment

Bahahahah

During exams

don't do drugs kids, dudder is watching you

What you wanna bee?

Just play defence

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When he forgets to warn you...

I serve the soviet union

Didn't see that one coming

My best friend showed me this picture her mom took a couple years back

   

Sounds like an amazing setup

I’m ready, I’m ready

ohlawd

The graphics on these bathroom doors for men and women

Pro tips

The sign on the donut display at our local shop.

With a Bach Bach here and a Bach Bach there

My boyfriend sent this and said “this is us”

A New element.

This drink coaster at my parents' house

explain

Between Two Ferns is the best!

This has never been so true.

Are you single

We must destroy all technology

My wife has figured out my secret.

So, yeah.

My neighbor's gangsta kid

New drive thru menu???

Asked my daughter to lean against the pole for a picture

These new Lays chips are wonderful.

Pax Romana

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herlo I am the f l e s h

All y'all

Something doesnt belong here

I'm not like other girls

"Once upon a time in the sea"

But hey I do make it to the gym regularly. Walking in the door counts right? #thestruggleisreal #gym #willpower #temptations #resist

Good eveni...

Found on a restaurant’s fridge

Purple bad guy want make world better by murder half

This cats fur pattern

I've prepared a romantic bubble water for my wife. She wasn't impressed!

nibba princess

F to pay respects

Didn't even come with the smokes

These are confusing times

It’s a shame..

Chicken Cat

My balls!

The first day in school and the last day at the University Father 's greatest love

This sounds like something from Rick and Morty

The hero we all need

yall already know

My daughter had to show her work... She said she did it in her head.

Puts "sudden death" into a whole new light

Local coffee stop has this to help decide

This guy looks like Leonardo DiCaprio after a week in Russia

Very Interesting Candle

Participated in the Climate Strike yesterday in Switzerland. This was my poster! :)

She definitely ticks all the boxes

this is our society right now

Tiger dog

Don't say that, you'll kill her

Finally some attention

I read that wrong too

This is what my mom got me for my 27th birthday

Wining the lottery mustn't interfere with your priorities

retard

Never ask a woman what she weighs

Big F

Pigs sell late

I am

I can sense his strength

At a local climate strike...

Exhale

check mate a- um... yeah

I guess Danny DeVito is pretty hot.

YES

idk if my basement is big enough to be a park..

Shoot!

Sharks are just misunderstood

If only they had known....

friday mood

Well that escalated quicky...twice.

Maybe brown people did it.

You weren’t paying attention

Mmmm plane pretzels mmmmmm