I read that wrong too

This is what my mom got me for my 27th birthday

Wining the lottery mustn't interfere with your priorities

retard

Never ask a woman what she weighs

Big F

Pigs sell late

I am

I can sense his strength

At a local climate strike...

Exhale

check mate a- um... yeah

I guess Danny DeVito is pretty hot.

YES

idk if my basement is big enough to be a park..

Shoot!

Sharks are just misunderstood

If only they had known....

friday mood

Well that escalated quicky...twice.

Maybe brown people did it.

You weren’t paying attention

Mmmm plane pretzels mmmmmm

My neighbors are moving to Seattle tomorrow. We both like cats. They left me this book as a farewell present today.

At this point we must consider that perhaps The Simpsons creators are part of the Alluminati

The moment that changes everything

I prefer the green dude

Oh crap I forgot my ticket

"only serious inquiries"

I drew Carl and Russell in Halloween costumes.

AR-420

The roof is not your son...

Sugar bombs with marshmallows

Not like other girls

Time taken for each product to reach 50M users.

Incoming

worst than liam neeson giving aids

shout out to all the students on this sub

is there any resemblance?

Ghost hunters.

I need a hero

Well Alright Then...

Czechs welcome

he clearly knows what's up

At the Climate Strike

Title

the schlop dog ain't shit

They must love their "two" year old child

I am doing it to stay healthy

It's spreading!!

title

The 3 stages

Yes this is a raccoon riding a wild pig.

I'll take the ferry thanks

How to make bubble tea

Sorting the bins

My name is Kyle... Yeah, love that meme, never gets old

Today here in Italy was Friday for future and this is one of the signs ✌️

Tbh, i always borrowed my neighbor’s rubber to do this

“Should I buy a burger or the whole franchise?”

but they do!

We decorated the truck for Halloween

Interfacing with the grid

Interior Decoration: Next Level

My daughter gave me this letter yesterday after school and said it was from her teacher.

Is it possible to learn this power?

Horror of horrors on page 2

This ain’t right

Came back to the hotel room and found this. It's the thought that counts.

well millenials usually are bipolar

Identical Tests

Slow day on the beat

Words can hurt

Beware the Khajiit Assassin

Thanks, apple

You see Johnny, despite her hair cut Karen doesn’t know everything

Nobody pulls one over on the senate

J-Men

Stealing Jesus

Old people FFS

So what would you do?

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP

I'm good at math so does that mean I'm good in bed?

What is this? A restaurant for ants?

I came home last night to find this thief just standing there menacingly.

A real workaround for you guys

The original pink power ranger trying to make ends meet

I'll never forgive the Japanese

how far would you go, to touch the tips

Note left behind by guy at my university who parked in the grass

Suicide is badass

To stop theft, Washington State Department of Transportation changed the 69 miles marker to 68.9

Shout it out loud, I dare you.

Hector

Haha jk... Unless?

A new strain

Kardashian Car Park?

I think someone's a little upset

Well, we were entertained

boo-f*cking-hoo