Slow day on the beat

Words can hurt

Beware the Khajiit Assassin

Thanks, apple

You see Johnny, despite her hair cut Karen doesn’t know everything

Nobody pulls one over on the senate

J-Men

Stealing Jesus

Old people FFS

So what would you do?

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP

I'm good at math so does that mean I'm good in bed?

What is this? A restaurant for ants?

I came home last night to find this thief just standing there menacingly.

A real workaround for you guys

The original pink power ranger trying to make ends meet

I'll never forgive the Japanese

how far would you go, to touch the tips

Note left behind by guy at my university who parked in the grass

Suicide is badass

To stop theft, Washington State Department of Transportation changed the 69 miles marker to 68.9

Shout it out loud, I dare you.

Hector

Haha jk... Unless?

A new strain

Kardashian Car Park?

I think someone's a little upset

Well, we were entertained

boo-f*cking-hoo

Well moses kinda did with a burning bush and claim he heard God talking from it.

I can do

Agent 47's secret weapon

Monkey selfie

shhh

Sticky Quacks

Idk if this belongs here but

If the planet had a gun, that wouldn't had happened.

Opening scene from Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult

I see this as an absolute win

Gluten tag

A win is a win

Poor Squidward

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What nunsense is this!?

Coffee size : B

It kills a hour.

The most evil thing imaginable

I need a four letter word for disappointment

Another malfunction in the Matrix

One of the classic blunders

I've made some terrible mistakes

got us again boys

support women's rights

Giorno transcends sexual orientation though

Saw something in the corner of my eye while hurrying off to class.

my cat is ready .LoL!

So my friend got married last month

The price suddenly doesn’t seem so crazy

The Best Offense is a Good Defense

I’ve never wanted to cry so much.

"N"

Self-awareness level: 0

Ashton Kutcher looks like a properly proportioned waluigi

Alzheimer 0

Hit a Deer

This took my entire art class to make

C & H never ceases to be funny...

U.S.S.R, come on say it with me

OmG wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg BiG bRo?!

Hurdy durr im a dog woof woof bark sniff

Dongfish

"It was bigger in the picture"

Parenthood in a pic

Friend saw this sign in her neighborhood! I hope Punkin is ready!

Backing up that hard drive

Is it just me or does Bill Barr look like a grown-up Baby Sinclair?

Joins as a joke,wins

Damn, ok

No tricks here

My art teacher's hall pass

life hack

dirty little siege engine

Bloody snow

Simulation Theory

A Chinese restaurant I found while vacationing in Maine.

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Are we a primitive intelligence?

Yup, Pretty Accurate

Feed me

Where you was before?

Take this you cruel ocean.

Alfred's a Metahuman

Just Mermaid Things

I saw awkward seal in real life last weekend

Humanity at its finest

Can I cast disjunction on myself to turn me into a fighter?

Brotherhood

Oh, no.

This is cute.

The jungle book in reality