Can I cast disjunction on myself to turn me into a fighter?

Brotherhood

Oh, no.

This is cute.

The jungle book in reality

Don't make such a fuss about it, Jason.

Bryce Dallas Howard's butt is so big they had to Photoshop it down in the Jurassic World poster

Wingman

Fate.

I would probably think the same

(=^･ O ･^=)

Topical

Im on my Way!!

Even back in time

All the bases covered

VR

"virgins" be like

By the power of sheer hate alone

The Ctrl Z Fairy

When basic bitᴄhes try to be more than basic

how to avoid sucide

Relatable

The worst way to hold your drink it to not hold it at all

Hide ya kids & hide ya Declaration of Independence cause he stealing everyone up in here

We've got an agent among us

I'm not the only one going to hell

apropriate

Charlie's gettin' gayer

Funny one I saw!

He had to be hiding somewhere

Wet floor in the Science Department

I work in a call center. I like to try and draw what my callers look like sometimes. Here’s a lady from today that couldn’t answer all my questions.

World needs a sharkman

I’m going to have a tough time in heaven

little boy, go home

ibanana 11’

fit in a nutschell

Simpsons always predict it

quote

funk off with your doubt, Karen

They wonder why I'm a feminist

Kill the Karen’s

The Sun....

careful, he's a hero

Succumbed to cravings

My wife does planks around the house and I come home to this absolute unit of a son.

Anon is special (like all of us)

did you just assume my fender??

Sent my bro a pic of my 9-mo old son; he immediately dug up a pic of me 15 years earlier at Oktoberfest.

It took me a few seconds...

word

Wearing my '*** you karen' shirt to work today

I’m a girl, and instead of winning 1st place in the youth cowGIRL division, the judges thought I was a boy gave me 1st in the cowboy one. Yeehaw

He could be you!

What's so funny?

Pro Wrestlers

It’s not just a phase, Mom!

She's the ho

He was probably planning for this moment

crossover

This kid going places

When mom asks where did all the cooked chicken go.

Four years since installing the “Scissor Antitheft Device.” Nobody has figured out the flaw yet.

Brain Monkey

Yer a lizard, Mary

Urgh...

Somewhere out in the middle of nowhere Texas is your own personal Target

Marketing is getting more and more honest at least...

and thus the rarest pepe was created

Anti-gravity Kitty

Not gonna lie, I've had this thought

Shoot 'em all!

My cousin's 11 year old dog was being bothered by a puppy on the beach.

GOTTEM

I will never forgive the turtles for getting straws banned

This door is a sage....

Im teaching my dog how to read. Life is not all about barking and chasing my friends.

*swedish girl noises*

To Yeet, or not to Yeet

Choose this day what you will serve,

title

Surprisingly i didnt do this

Earned it.

ARThusiast

relatable

Memories - economy level.

A few Goodmen

Armin Tamzarian

I'll still wait for steam release but nice

Thor’s dark past

Look at me go paps!

Extra virgin

And that’s how capitalism works.....

Anon is almost a hacker

what actually caused Calligula to declare war on Poseidon

Brazilian shitposting 3

all god's creatures, fresh on the grill

Squish

Sound is an illusion

love you mom