My wife does planks around the house and I come home to this absolute unit of a son.

Anon is special (like all of us)

did you just assume my fender??

Sent my bro a pic of my 9-mo old son; he immediately dug up a pic of me 15 years earlier at Oktoberfest.

It took me a few seconds...

word

Wearing my '*** you karen' shirt to work today

I’m a girl, and instead of winning 1st place in the youth cowGIRL division, the judges thought I was a boy gave me 1st in the cowboy one. Yeehaw

He could be you!

What's so funny?

Pro Wrestlers

It’s not just a phase, Mom!

She's the ho

He was probably planning for this moment

crossover

This kid going places

When mom asks where did all the cooked chicken go.

Four years since installing the “Scissor Antitheft Device.” Nobody has figured out the flaw yet.

Brain Monkey

Yer a lizard, Mary

Urgh...

Somewhere out in the middle of nowhere Texas is your own personal Target

Marketing is getting more and more honest at least...

and thus the rarest pepe was created

Anti-gravity Kitty

Not gonna lie, I've had this thought

Shoot 'em all!

My cousin's 11 year old dog was being bothered by a puppy on the beach.

GOTTEM

I will never forgive the turtles for getting straws banned

This door is a sage....

Im teaching my dog how to read. Life is not all about barking and chasing my friends.

*swedish girl noises*

To Yeet, or not to Yeet

Choose this day what you will serve,

title

Surprisingly i didnt do this

Earned it.

ARThusiast

relatable

Memories - economy level.

A few Goodmen

Armin Tamzarian

I'll still wait for steam release but nice

Thor’s dark past

Look at me go paps!

Extra virgin

And that’s how capitalism works.....

Anon is almost a hacker

what actually caused Calligula to declare war on Poseidon

Brazilian shitposting 3

all god's creatures, fresh on the grill

Squish

Sound is an illusion

love you mom

this is for you, Najila Trindade

How to stop the climate crisis!

Don't know if this has been posted before.

gently, in the wind

Screw men and their, pulls card from a hat... toothbrushes

I was never strong enough

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Bamboozle 100

cruise control.

Printing is not supported on this printer

Sgt. Waddle

From *Superhero Movie* probably my favorite line

Haha. Good point

Oh Doc!

Incert tittle here

Thanos the clever conquer

Dead fly

We must protect them

A customer ordered this urn for their deceased pet today

Let me pack this sun in to the car real quick.

Oh, damn

We have a problem Houston...

Hate it when that happens

My Dell order of six ink cartridges arrived today

meaning

Sign outside the local fire department

Did somebody say impeachment?!

Nice*

please dont be a re

I'm in danger

A legit thing that happened today.

I got bamboozled

Always a reason for the bark

Local jail google info pic lol

Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do

My friend’s kid asked if he could use “Mommy’s mug” this morning

Can I get her serial number?

Tears of a clown.

Aren't we all inspired by this

He's not dead

Margaret is a ***in saint

some of these really got me

I’ll just have water

Fairy godmother.

Im weedsexual