I've prepared a romantic bubble water for my wife. She wasn't impressed!

nibba princess

F to pay respects

Didn't even come with the smokes

These are confusing times

It’s a shame..

Chicken Cat

My balls!

The first day in school and the last day at the University Father 's greatest love

This sounds like something from Rick and Morty

The hero we all need

yall already know

My daughter had to show her work... She said she did it in her head.

Puts "sudden death" into a whole new light

Local coffee stop has this to help decide

This guy looks like Leonardo DiCaprio after a week in Russia

Very Interesting Candle

Participated in the Climate Strike yesterday in Switzerland. This was my poster! :)

She definitely ticks all the boxes

this is our society right now

Tiger dog

Don't say that, you'll kill her

Finally some attention

I read that wrong too

This is what my mom got me for my 27th birthday

Wining the lottery mustn't interfere with your priorities

retard

Never ask a woman what she weighs

Big F

Pigs sell late

I am

I can sense his strength

At a local climate strike...

Exhale

check mate a- um... yeah

I guess Danny DeVito is pretty hot.

YES

idk if my basement is big enough to be a park..

Shoot!

Sharks are just misunderstood

If only they had known....

friday mood

Well that escalated quicky...twice.

Maybe brown people did it.

You weren’t paying attention

Mmmm plane pretzels mmmmmm

My neighbors are moving to Seattle tomorrow. We both like cats. They left me this book as a farewell present today.

At this point we must consider that perhaps The Simpsons creators are part of the Alluminati

The moment that changes everything

I prefer the green dude

Oh crap I forgot my ticket

"only serious inquiries"

I drew Carl and Russell in Halloween costumes.

AR-420

The roof is not your son...

Sugar bombs with marshmallows

Not like other girls

Time taken for each product to reach 50M users.

Incoming

worst than liam neeson giving aids

shout out to all the students on this sub

is there any resemblance?

Ghost hunters.

I need a hero

Well Alright Then...

Czechs welcome

he clearly knows what's up

At the Climate Strike

Title

the schlop dog ain't shit

They must love their "two" year old child

I am doing it to stay healthy

It's spreading!!

title

The 3 stages

Yes this is a raccoon riding a wild pig.

I'll take the ferry thanks

How to make bubble tea

Sorting the bins

My name is Kyle... Yeah, love that meme, never gets old

Today here in Italy was Friday for future and this is one of the signs ✌️

Tbh, i always borrowed my neighbor’s rubber to do this

“Should I buy a burger or the whole franchise?”

but they do!

We decorated the truck for Halloween

Interfacing with the grid

Interior Decoration: Next Level

My daughter gave me this letter yesterday after school and said it was from her teacher.

Is it possible to learn this power?

Horror of horrors on page 2

This ain’t right

Came back to the hotel room and found this. It's the thought that counts.

well millenials usually are bipolar

Identical Tests

Slow day on the beat

Words can hurt

Beware the Khajiit Assassin

Thanks, apple

You see Johnny, despite her hair cut Karen doesn’t know everything

Nobody pulls one over on the senate