Today is my Birthday!

That’s depressing

I have achieved c o m e d y

the cool side of the pillow

The month after Jangust

KITCHEN TWEEZERS

This is about right...

Blood, sweat, and tears

Seen in Copenhagen

It’s a hard life

A candle for meetings

quarter circle back kick

title

I would get so much done if the rest of my body had as much energy as my dick.

When society don't get ya lingo

This light switch in kids room

The nut truck behind the Weiner Mobile...

damn boomers

Perfection

That would be the move

Coffee shop bathroom sign...can only imagine what happened to prompt this sign?

Kirbaby

When people ask me how high I am

Just my buddy studying for his biochemistry exam

A tutorial would be nice

A friend of a friend sent me this pic of himself enjoying the fall colors!

History is fun

5min before the test

Candlelight Dinner

Joker

RIP doggo

Loaf Story!

Only educated people will understand.

haha yea, facebook, reeddit and 9geg are my favourite sites

Felt cute, might delete later

Hi China

A series of unfortunate events

Those kids are so dumb, there's no way I could ever be lured into a....

Parallel Dimension

Kitty is planning your death

Where were I wrong?

Speaking the language of gods

   

Joker controversy revealed

title

Why Boomers don't take us seriously

can I copy your homework?

Batman at the doctor

This was me

Will you help Mario??!

Oh, umm, hi there... Jimmy...?

title

potatoe

bord

My own personal hell

dodge this

Is this a dad joke?

Where is she!!

wait a minute

Wolfs!!

I swear it was the dog!

It comes with a toxic community

Got new tags for my dogs

No it does not

Goats

Imagine your dad is trying to make fun of you but you indeed are secretly a gay

Just finished making rice crispy treats to share at work!

You're just pissing everyone off

Just trust the process

Nature is beautiful, even in your death it nourishes other creatures like weebs

You asked for it, Aunt Jilda

bark

Internet adds helping you hate the product they tryin to sell

bad teammates

How much

Amphibious Pitcher

sry no sound

Every job In the world

The pits

The type of research projects worth donating to:

mess with the succ you get the zucc

My grandma’s technique for cooking with hot oil

mind

title

really makes you think

The story of garbage man

M u s k

Playing golf on ice

They’re taking over

I woke up to an Amazon package being delivered and the delivery woman decided to have some fun with my Halloween decoration on my front porch

stolen from the comment section

Travel the world and seven seas

YouTube

Deepfake

Sweepmaster

This doesn’t get more accurate

Discoholes

Bringing the FREEDOM!

Ah yes, the forbidden one

normies be like