It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
Is this a dad joke?
Where is she!!
wait a minute
I swear it was the dog!
It comes with a toxic community
Got new tags for my dogs
No it does not
Imagine your dad is trying to make fun of you but you indeed are secretly a gay
Just finished making rice crispy treats to share at work!
You're just pissing everyone off
Just trust the process
Nature is beautiful, even in your death it nourishes other creatures like weebs
You asked for it, Aunt Jilda
Internet adds helping you hate the product they tryin to sell
sry no sound
Every job In the world
The type of research projects worth donating to:
mess with the succ you get the zucc
My grandma’s technique for cooking with hot oil
really makes you think
The story of garbage man
M u s k
Playing golf on ice
They’re taking over
I woke up to an Amazon package being delivered and the delivery woman decided to have some fun with my Halloween decoration on my front porch
stolen from the comment section
Travel the world and seven seas
This doesn’t get more accurate
Bringing the FREEDOM!
Ah yes, the forbidden one
normies be like
Seems like a good Petition
it's just a cough...
Welcome to beginner conspiracy theories, today we'll be talking about the Titanic.
Sweet little Botchling
Glad to hear he is enjoying himself
This isn’t going to end well
The many stages in my sweater's life
"Oh, you're crossing the street?"
I'll show myself out now...
Oh look a shooting star
* awkward silence *
You must be joking...
The information on this lighter will eventually come in handy
What is this sorcery. 0^0 and 0/0
Anyone else suffer from this?
Gotta take things slow
Saw this at a pizza place thought I'd share.
Why the hell can't I lose any weight?
It’s funny because i can relate
Seen at my local tattoo studio
Something ***y indeed.
I love dad jokes
The middle urinal is forbidden for use, especially if there are only three
That's what I like with online dating it's full off surprises...
If you feel like it.
If Tom Riddle had messed up
some guy’s review of a tool belt
A real Badass.
nah its him but he gets all his gains from semen
"We only run the minimum amount of ads to keep the site running"
I got one too.
Jet > meth. and that's a fact.
A bit of funeral home humor for you
When art imitates life
that’s actually terrifying
Be that guy
Anon goes voting
Good parenting ...
A poem my brother wrote when he was 5. It's about chickens, I swear....
Elmo has gone mad
Why don't we check that punctuation one more time, guys...