My son insisted he needed this costume. I obliged. No regrets.

get the receipts

Let Me Out

Piss your pants maybe?

Speed cameras are very distracting....

if you're in, you're in. no chicken

Wake me up after the class ends

Finally did the washing and this is what I get

O.K

The FU stone

not necessary in hentai

A really honest company...

Should I go for layup, free throw, or three point shot ?

he gay

Ducks are people now

Lost my job on Monday, have no savings, and no girlfriend. This made me uncomfortably happy

haha yea

Fly me to the moon

Mr. Steal-Yo'-Girl

man baffles scientists

title

I want a stepmom

Guess I can drink at work now

Give me the numbers

Edited post for quality assurance.

title

I want off this ride

Cheating

king of the hill halloween skeletons

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaminorities

Arizona State Fair

Would you like parmesan cheese with that ? Tell me when to stop.

inconcievable

Gottem

ah yes

Thats one big mouf

therapy

I'm no engineer,but good luck!

I'm stashing mine in a payday

Immersion broken IGN 0/10, Dammit Todd!

forgot where i found this

Redneck bleachers

engineering life

I don’t care what anyone says, this is the only joker in my heart ❤️

*** CHINA!!!

Judgemental dish washer

free to pay

So Dumbo

IT got way too serious lately

It was getting pretty cold out, thank god CVS gave me this free scarf with my purchase

you dont say?

Not the maple syrup!

Maybe Las Vegas?

What's your Race?

It's a pooh world

Chronological order

Spotted this legend in the window of a med center in Warsaw, Poland

Woke up to a tree fallen on our cars so my wife decided to make the most of it before the tow truck came

you are offline.

Saw this happy little guy at the movie theater.

Nasty.

I like this pool

yeet on a keet

Remember McLovin? This is him now. Feel old yet??

My attempt at making spiders less terrifying

When you download a pirated version of Minecraft

A lamp for some loops, brother?

Fancy meeting you here

haha yes

Keep it brief!

finally

Always watching

also karen is kinda hot

You ***s.

Thats illegal

Intresting

He is the clown and they are his circus

The future was yesterday

Monty Python predicted modern vegans

The Talk.

[REDACTED]

"Mein calf" she screamed

Darling in the chocomilk

Hemorrhoid

May the force be with you

I wonder what the song was

Akunamatata

How to draw

*Smelling Chinese feet intensifies*

Save the trees!

*cough* roasted *cough*

The most annoying thing in the universe

Do we really need a 40-hour work week?

Girl with Personality

Mike Tyson's car

in real world

The state of our zeitgeist, as foreshadowed by Mr. Krabs.

I vouch on this.

WWJD??

yeehaw