Roses are red, i love food...
Joker
That's how it is on this *** of an earth.
The insurance guy needed a description of the accident.
Those quotation marks are troubling.
Lil rebel
Pointless
Incest Mom...
You light my world
I've got to break free
Amazon Prime, Optimus Prime's lesser known cousin.
I flie in the skie
The average Windows 10 user's mouse activity after four years
why do you do this to me
Weight update
Hellooo! Are you there?
And that’s why Bob shot his partner
Gôôsê
more Halloween fun
Are you feeling it
I don't own rights to this. But now I'm singing it like this.
Gets them every time.
"I command you to..."
TANKS
Let's go save the planet !
this is it, this is garfield stripped to its bare essentials
Chads.
You’re not going to make it
step it up
My dad made a new friend today
Clever professor
When Saturday hits you harder than you hit Friday night...
Even our pensioners are Gs
i hope she has a big, dry pussy
its like a boy
a louse
unvibebable
Sorry Canada
they are also just doing it to pretend they are smart
send it already you coward
The man who wrote Men In Black was sitting in a cafe when...
What? I'm right
Reason one why i don't like the french.
Cha cha real swooth
obsolescence.
Harsh
This Canadian pumpkin
Rise up
I'm still watching
Keep a straight face
mudcrabs
I hope my personal ghost is at least hot
Pain Chart at my Doctor's Office. Bees?
Take that science!
China ban poor pooh
Just walked into this bathroom at a bar, this is the support I need.
F Grade
Other people's kids...
How to attract priests
Always have to wait
Fatforever is an interesting name for a gym
slow walkers
Can't say that I've never done this.
Its amazing
The first time you shave your legs.
Getting captured by Jigsaw....
alright alright alright
My yearly Vampire costume!
Got the real reason atlast
Relatable
Wir suchen dich!
I am and I did
Those are just god's d6s from when he rolled stats for all the animals
Inglish
She's a superstar
As a former band geek this speaks to me.
Why thank you Greta
Got It!
Bird when asked to return his hotdog:”no I don’t think I will”
Sorry, California. Hope things turn around soon!
That's a mighty big circus
Drug abuse does crazy things to people
Your friendly neighborhood Deadpool!
Lizard people confirmed
Its now my lasagna Jon
I prefer ranch with my conspiracy theories
Nade it up
Adorable!
Uuuuhhh dad? I can't find any chug jug in this game
Anything but metric
Real fake doors. Get your real fake doors here
This teacher’s had enough
binding
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check the comments
Will the real Mark Zuckerberg please stand up?
Vampiderman Etc.
Everything can be solved!
"Anyone found opening unpurchased paint will be required to drink it"