Bird when asked to return his hotdog:”no I don’t think I will”

Sorry, California. Hope things turn around soon!

That's a mighty big circus

Drug abuse does crazy things to people

Your friendly neighborhood Deadpool!

Lizard people confirmed

Its now my lasagna Jon

I prefer ranch with my conspiracy theories

Nade it up

Adorable!

Uuuuhhh dad? I can't find any chug jug in this game

Anything but metric

Real fake doors. Get your real fake doors here

This teacher’s had enough

binding

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check the comments

Will the real Mark Zuckerberg please stand up?

Vampiderman Etc.

Everything can be solved!

"Anyone found opening unpurchased paint will be required to drink it"

Speak up!

partey

Green lantern banter.

Mustard

Whenever I discover a new format

The hunter becomes the hunted.

OSHA who?

All stocked up and ready for the trick or treaters!

Dog time

Snuggle buddies

   

Turn back time

@HL Cat Army

Unlimited milk

The Best Trio

Facebook is clutch

Wax model of Mark Zuckerberg looks more lifelike than the actual Mark Zuckerberg

She’s a strong independent bear.

Boomer comic meme

Ordnance: Handle With Care!

I don't even know where the original is from

happy TOBER!

my cartoon gets posted a lot every Halloween. guess I'll do it this year.

Better than Infinity Wars

Moms: *evil laugh*

Is that Chihuahua?

I came in to the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster but others will say nomster.

Wife left the gloves to dry, I almost had a heart attack

Dark shit....

Nice

this is oddly sweet

well, true

100 ways to get a balloon off a ceiling number 56 the dad way.

i wish i got that

What a banger

Never lose your glasses again!

Some holiday truth

töötle

bend

Pro gamer move

Maya hee

Uncle Ben nooooo

this is peak US healthcare

the 47249th time i make a joe joke

The instructions clearly stated DO NOT feed after midnight, Karen.

some OC, fresh out of the oven

Happy hours forever.

coal

Thanks, now I can't get the image out of my head

the legends say you can hear the slaps from the ocean floor...

Looks like someone got lucky last night.

This Sobe water lid had a SOS

Hi....

Who paid for you?

#twoguyscuddlingtogetheratnight

This sums up my to-do list progress...

Lovely Rita

Thank you, back of mens room door.

Ding Dong

Watermelon.

Just a young orca in Vancouver, BC

And they said I'd never make it anywhere in the scientific community!

Harry pothead

Mr. Incredible meme

Honesty is best policy

This just might be one of the greats

Helping you find the mattress size that works best for your family

you little ***

The irony of this sign at a restaurant.

Finding the Master Sword

Google's uncomfortable truth

uh-oh

My local sheriff just posted this.

My friend made me some f*@#ing cookies for my birthday

You see little one, all those trees, I peed on them all, they are mine.

ISRAEL.

I hope they do

A fireman did what?