this is peak US healthcare

the 47249th time i make a joe joke

The instructions clearly stated DO NOT feed after midnight, Karen.

some OC, fresh out of the oven

Happy hours forever.

coal

Thanks, now I can't get the image out of my head

the legends say you can hear the slaps from the ocean floor...

Looks like someone got lucky last night.

This Sobe water lid had a SOS

Hi....

Who paid for you?

#twoguyscuddlingtogetheratnight

This sums up my to-do list progress...

Lovely Rita

Thank you, back of mens room door.

Ding Dong

Watermelon.

Just a young orca in Vancouver, BC

And they said I'd never make it anywhere in the scientific community!

Harry pothead

Mr. Incredible meme

Honesty is best policy

This just might be one of the greats

Helping you find the mattress size that works best for your family

you little ***

The irony of this sign at a restaurant.

Finding the Master Sword

Google's uncomfortable truth

uh-oh

My local sheriff just posted this.

My friend made me some f*@#ing cookies for my birthday

You see little one, all those trees, I peed on them all, they are mine.

ISRAEL.

I hope they do

A fireman did what?

Hulk Prime Estate

They lost their common sense too...

The more you read the better it gets

Bob Ross left the chat

ACK...ACK...

We all float down here.

At the last day at my job, my co workers got me this personalized cookie...

Entertaining

That’s why we won

Gotta feed the man

I’ll be sobbing while you guys go sky diving and Rocky Mountain climbing

From Beirut protesters

Real Internet wisdom

Say no to sugar

A bargain is struck

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I told you!

I use the silencer at night

aw shit here we go again

I guess I will go hiking then

message

BAD NEWS DOG

Its grey

Batman and Joker

Simple science

Bread machine broke

From @Brightside

Thanks Bulgaria, very nice

Alchemy 100

Damn Those Cats

- I was told that adding the Brazzers logo to this pic with my friends would improve it

That thing would survive the judgement day

Monsters Under The Bed

EASY guide to becoming more FOCUSED and having GOALS

Something went wrong: Title must not be empty.

Does your dog bite? No, worse, it judges.

yeah, the government made me a failure

nznznznz

ah yes

Hackerman

PARRY

the mind boggles

So will you go out with her

haha

Time to be died

Being blamed for a crime you committed? Call Larry

*turns on cruise control*

CHECKMATE negrophobes!!!!!!!

Ah yes, the wage gap

Saw on Facebook. Made me laugh.

Never let them forget!

TFW your cocaine is stuck to your phone you just handed to someone to take a pic of you and the parents.

Stumbled across this review on a $69,999.99 98” TV

You don’t have to turn on the red light!

Essential desk supplies

Happy hallowhatthe*** is that

My sister sent my 11 year old nephew to school today with what she thought was a Fresca packed in his lunch....

Kid Rock looks like if Dr. Phil dressed up as Kid Rock for Halloween.

Blake fingering Ryan Reynolds on his birthday.

Saw this afk Tesla on my way to work this morning

The Singularity is near

The four pacmen

Scuba Steve

It’s a mystery