Not a mistake, just a disappointment - Lurking since 2011
37,842 Karma Hunter
Not to worry, we're still flying with half an arm
Material Safety Data Sheet
Really cleaned my anus
I just finished a book where the MC is a fork
Let pray for the dude
Shark steps on a LEGO
My mother just informed me amazon delivered my harmonica..
Just wanted to scroll craigslist
This man is national treasure.
This pumpkin was hidden somewhere in my mother in laws Halloween display...
A very smart decoration
nothing is sacred anymore
Uncle, i jacked your horse
Sonic was a mistake
*Injects a different snake venom to neutralize the venom already there*
I actually giggled
Bend your knee !
As a Dodgers fan, I have mixed feelings about this burn
Pick up line for your ex
To the moon and beyond...
Who wouldn't drink some gamer girl coffee?
Happy Spooktober space cadets!
Truck Go Vroom
Proof In-N-Out is the best.
“Can’t be autistic if you’re dead”
Recipe in my Great Grandma’s cookbook
Mucho = A Lot
My Uncle's Halloween costume is the scariest thing he's ever known, his ex-wife.
Local hardware stores are the best! Shop local!
New Porch Cat
Am I doing this Zombie Party right?
This is too much to handle
This has probably been posted here before, but it’s still funny.
This happens when you anger the feathered ***s
Vampire Pranks part 1
no offense johnsy :*
I bleed it out, digging deeper
something something china
It's a bit hard to explain
I am here to make a withdrawal.
It’s been a long night.
Or success, depending on who you ask
Attended a wedding yesterday. Tried to grab a picture of the Bride and Groom. The result was not disappointing.
"Saturday at night" - "Sunday morning"
bloody fuсking pirates
Y’all met scream already. Well this is his big cousin named “Holler”
We could learn more from our drunk-selves...
The heroes we deserve and need
The rash bringing, the sash singing
The best part of a woman is her soul
I just can't remember
Haha they’ve been like that for centuries
Gotta work on that velocity
Yakko was always the wise one
it is not gay if the trap is on top
It's just a prank, bro
Parents still give this look even today
Ah...I see what you did there.
Setting the record straight
lethal humor level
Girls like a guy with skills
Wait, I've seen this before...
Devil may cry, Devil may piss his pants
Before & After...
Can almost hear his frown lad!
Ecosia: plant 10 trees
Would a beggar make my dreams come true? No, but water fountains just might
Facts don't lie!
For all the introverts
Our group Halloween costume this year...
NO costume needed this year