*Injects a different snake venom to neutralize the venom already there*

I actually giggled

Bend your knee !

As a Dodgers fan, I have mixed feelings about this burn

Yes drugs....

Pick up line for your ex

To the moon and beyond...

Who wouldn't drink some gamer girl coffee?

   

Happy Spooktober space cadets!

Truck Go Vroom

Proof In-N-Out is the best.

“Can’t be autistic if you’re dead”

Recipe in my Great Grandma’s cookbook

Mucho = A Lot

My Uncle's Halloween costume is the scariest thing he's ever known, his ex-wife.

Local hardware stores are the best! Shop local!

New Porch Cat

Am I doing this Zombie Party right?

No bootstraps

welp

This is too much to handle

This has probably been posted here before, but it’s still funny.

This happens when you anger the feathered ***s

Continental breakfast?

Wholesome

Vampire Pranks part 1

   

like wtf

no offense johnsy :*

Coward

I bleed it out, digging deeper

            

something something china

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ATTENTION GAMERS

>Motorcross

It's a bit hard to explain

@brainyrs

LMAO

Where’s Jason?

I am here to make a withdrawal.

It’s been a long night.

Or success, depending on who you ask

Attended a wedding yesterday. Tried to grab a picture of the Bride and Groom. The result was not disappointing.

"Saturday at night" - "Sunday morning"

That's brutal

bloody fuсking pirates

Y’all met scream already. Well this is his big cousin named “Holler”

We could learn more from our drunk-selves...

The heroes we deserve and need

The rash bringing, the sash singing

The best part of a woman is her soul

I just can't remember

Purrrfect timing

pay2win panelposting

Coincidence?

glutten

Haha they’ve been like that for centuries

Gotta work on that velocity

Yakko was always the wise one

Uh-oh

it is not gay if the trap is on top

It's just a prank, bro

Parents still give this look even today

Ah...I see what you did there.

Setting the record straight

lethal humor level

dogger walk

Girls like a guy with skills

Wait, I've seen this before...

Devil may cry, Devil may piss his pants

Before & After...

Can almost hear his frown lad!

Ecosia: plant 10 trees

Would a beggar make my dreams come true? No, but water fountains just might

Canada Edition

Facts don't lie!

For all the introverts

Our group Halloween costume this year...

NO costume needed this year

ahhhhhhhhhhh

Surprisingly similar

Sharing a bed with a dog!

Stop all vegans

I bet her name is Karen

Repost quick before November cums

Um.....Flash

Arnold Gets His Hands on the Bazooka Iphone 11 Case

Putting in the effort

carrying coals to Newcastle

Go, go, go

X in the chat

Little Nicky and Valorie ft Mr. Beefy and Popeyes Chicken

I can’t be the only one that thinks this.

Free firewood

Let my kids watch the first 'IT' movie today. Their reactions really show their personalities.

I put my son in a Halloween onesie without thinking much about it and gave myself a heart attack at 2am.

So ecstatic my chili took home gold, silver, and bronze at my own personal cook off!

Went from "I like candy" to "I love meth" after one week on the streets of Minneapolis