Free firewood

Let my kids watch the first 'IT' movie today. Their reactions really show their personalities.

I put my son in a Halloween onesie without thinking much about it and gave myself a heart attack at 2am.

So ecstatic my chili took home gold, silver, and bronze at my own personal cook off!

Went from "I like candy" to "I love meth" after one week on the streets of Minneapolis

Yes. It does

Buy Skyrim!

Thoft therved

Check the comments

“Good God! I’m GORGEOUS!!!!!”

Spongebob did it

This what u get in Boy's washroom

How cute

True friends.

It seemed romantic at the time.

Found at a snake exhibit

Joe meme

I sharted.

My brother won a costume contest!

This thing will be familar for most of you :-)

First Alexa's feet, now this

They both descended from "Bear Dog" ancestor. They are cousins.

What if you get lost???

Problems Everywhere..

Beer time!!!!

They look like lizards

Good Hooman

This is fusilly!

Potholed

Chad university

Man uses the force on poor kitten

My cat occasionally visits our neighbors. Today she came back with a little snack.

Roses are red, i love food...

Joker

That's how it is on this *** of an earth.

The insurance guy needed a description of the accident.

Those quotation marks are troubling.

Lil rebel

Pointless

Incest Mom...

You light my world

I've got to break free

Amazon Prime, Optimus Prime's lesser known cousin.

I flie in the skie

The average Windows 10 user's mouse activity after four years

why do you do this to me

Weight update

Hellooo! Are you there?

And that’s why Bob shot his partner

Gôôsê

more Halloween fun

Are you feeling it

I don't own rights to this. But now I'm singing it like this.

Gets them every time.

"I command you to..."

TANKS

Let's go save the planet !

this is it, this is garfield stripped to its bare essentials

Chads.

You’re not going to make it

step it up

My dad made a new friend today

Clever professor

When Saturday hits you harder than you hit Friday night...

Even our pensioners are Gs

i hope she has a big, dry pussy

its like a boy

a louse

unvibebable

Sorry Canada

they are also just doing it to pretend they are smart

send it already you coward

The man who wrote Men In Black was sitting in a cafe when...

What? I'm right

Reason one why i don't like the french.

Cha cha real swooth

obsolescence.

Harsh

This Canadian pumpkin

Rise up

I'm still watching

Keep a straight face

mudcrabs

I hope my personal ghost is at least hot

Pain Chart at my Doctor's Office. Bees?

Take that science!

China ban poor pooh

Just walked into this bathroom at a bar, this is the support I need.

F Grade

Other people's kids...

How to attract priests

Always have to wait

Fatforever is an interesting name for a gym

slow walkers

Can't say that I've never done this.

Its amazing

The first time you shave your legs.

Getting captured by Jigsaw....

alright alright alright

My yearly Vampire costume!