My cat occasionally visits our neighbors. Today she came back with a little snack.

Roses are red, i love food...

Joker

That's how it is on this *** of an earth.

The insurance guy needed a description of the accident.

Those quotation marks are troubling.

Lil rebel

Pointless

Incest Mom...

You light my world

I've got to break free

Amazon Prime, Optimus Prime's lesser known cousin.

I flie in the skie

The average Windows 10 user's mouse activity after four years

why do you do this to me

Weight update

Hellooo! Are you there?

And that’s why Bob shot his partner

Gôôsê

more Halloween fun

Are you feeling it

I don't own rights to this. But now I'm singing it like this.

Gets them every time.

"I command you to..."

TANKS

Let's go save the planet !

this is it, this is garfield stripped to its bare essentials

Chads.

You’re not going to make it

step it up

My dad made a new friend today

Clever professor

When Saturday hits you harder than you hit Friday night...

Even our pensioners are Gs

i hope she has a big, dry pussy

its like a boy

a louse

unvibebable

Sorry Canada

they are also just doing it to pretend they are smart

send it already you coward

The man who wrote Men In Black was sitting in a cafe when...

What? I'm right

Reason one why i don't like the french.

Cha cha real swooth

obsolescence.

Harsh

This Canadian pumpkin

Rise up

I'm still watching

Keep a straight face

mudcrabs

I hope my personal ghost is at least hot

Pain Chart at my Doctor's Office. Bees?

Take that science!

China ban poor pooh

Just walked into this bathroom at a bar, this is the support I need.

F Grade

Other people's kids...

How to attract priests

Always have to wait

Fatforever is an interesting name for a gym

slow walkers

Can't say that I've never done this.

Its amazing

The first time you shave your legs.

Getting captured by Jigsaw....

alright alright alright

My yearly Vampire costume!

Got the real reason atlast

Relatable

Wir suchen dich!

I am and I did

Those are just god's d6s from when he rolled stats for all the animals

Inglish

She's a superstar

As a former band geek this speaks to me.

Why thank you Greta

Got It!

Bird when asked to return his hotdog:”no I don’t think I will”

Sorry, California. Hope things turn around soon!

That's a mighty big circus

Drug abuse does crazy things to people

Your friendly neighborhood Deadpool!

Lizard people confirmed

Its now my lasagna Jon

I prefer ranch with my conspiracy theories

Nade it up

Adorable!

Uuuuhhh dad? I can't find any chug jug in this game

Anything but metric

Real fake doors. Get your real fake doors here

This teacher’s had enough

binding

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Will the real Mark Zuckerberg please stand up?

Vampiderman Etc.

Everything can be solved!