He didn't go missing..but we found him

USC

Can someone please explain this

Just chilling bruh.

I'm never drinking again...*gets another beer*

HEUHEUHEU

“HALLLLLPPPPPP”

I'd just make it look like a suicide

orlly?

Time to set your rocks back

Haven't seen anyone take the Lizzo route yet, and you know what they say about low hanging fruit...

It's going to be a tough decision come Sunday morning..

Go to Sleep

No Explanation Necessary

What did you expect tho

7'2" man in economy seat

A review of the best escape room in my city... I thought you guys might like it

She will blame the dog

The internet was a mistake

Top mid is clear

Relatable

Lilly was Chloe for Halloween

Odysseus likes this

Wassa matter, Mr. Zook?

Pregnant Friend dressed up as Fat *** - GET IN MY BELLY!

haggle this, you clown

forgib me

Big oof

Let the dog be tall

Christian girls choosing a career path:

just be happy

*Happy Noises*

Thats a weird looking cat

Direct hit

They stop at nothing!

Gooooood goood... plague mistresses rejoice.

lmnop

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A pristine and prestigious place indeed.

Priorities?

Snow in Chicago on Halloween can kiss my shiny metal ass.

Marvel in the truth.

When an office-mate leaves and has a birthday on the same day

staying ON TOPIC meme

Get dunked on

Archaeology Amusement

The challenge is too great for some

This seductive duck I found on a menu in Vietnam, complete with an excellent typo

On my way to trick or treat! Happy Halloween!

Toupac was a banana for Halloween

Sed

Gamersare wise beyond their years

Best pro tip I ever seen

Man...Time runs so fast

Thanks granny

Happy Halloween, Canada style!

My daughter left her phone out again, so I had some fun with her text replacements.

It had to be from florida

Does this make you spark joy?

YE, wow

This might look like Chewbacca, but it's an impasta.

This actually happened

Demons can't handle my taste in music

Heavy metal band

Shopping cart wheels

Sweets heavily

Seriously competitive Smash players, buy some deodorant

Wheeeeeeeze

Day 2 report: this turkey sandwich is looking mighty thicc

mall resurgence

The crossover we've all been waiting for. Proof that Marilyn Manson and Nicholas Cage are Not the same person

Awesome pic

This should be printed on tshirt

Hope you had a very eerie Halloween

Eyo

yeah, haha, because when you fail an exam you become a pizza mechanic, yeah haha

Four

Will smith smithing will smith

cut penis no jutsu

I appreciate cleanse mother

You thought it was over

Reminder

Xi Jinping arriving at Blizzcon

Found Winnie the Pooh waving the Hong Kong flag in front of BlizzCon.

My co-worker is an amputee. This was her costume.

Something something bootstraps

I’m safe tho

Its that time of year again!

It really does feel like that

come to the land of US backed coups

Stepping Up Your Game Incarnate

Lame Origin Stories: The Flash

She really pulled off her old lady costume

Badass

You people how dare you

Sounds like they're cutting staff

A stable job

The ultimate villain

Lara Craft.

Walking trick or treat caravan umbrella