Life is too short, need to shortcut

You gotta release that pent up NUT energy somehow

Picking up my daughter from the airport.

toot

whoever cums first is gay

relatable

And just think, there's even longer ones out there

I heard most people from Kansas have a real stick up their ass

HOT WOMEN SKILLS = MAXIMUM

Shadow people good

comedy

I'd be embarrassed to death oof

Trying to eat noodles in Antarctica

are you srs

@Deznal

truth

his reaction to her reaction !!

I guess......

Beyond Belief

Wise Winston

Zeus likes 'em fried to order

Yes, but..

oh no

Seems legit

F in the chat for our fallen brother

We need the cheese

Oof

Our day at the Olympic Game Farm went great!

This hits hard

Emotional support dog is just trying to help

This is why I don't take a full-body selfie :(

CHANGE IT BACK ALREADY

just a few more minutes

You're breaking my heart

You can't hide Scarecrow!!!

oh my god

So thoughtful of CVS

It's Friday folks! Enjoy the weekend!!

Total eclipse

I'm fine☺️

Kids menu at my local restaurant

Stone Cold Gold

This. Is. Cav Scouts!

Any volunteers?

It is a fun show to watch

Do I look like Steve Harvey

My school’s IT dept feels very clever

Deep sea biology is far too advanced for me to understand

Boxed.

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, get ready for:

These iPhones are getting out of control.

Some times the soap has a crunch and then it’s better

What's black?

Educated fur baby

n̸o̸t̸ funny d̸i̸d̸n̸'t̸ laught

I’m pretty sure this is how it works

Pew pew pew pew pew...

ado

Deer season is coming up: Gonna bag my very own Epstein.

It can't be true

Just chillin’ a little bit

This has gotten a little strange

Doin' it in public

I feel slightly attacked

Psyche!

big F for ma boi

I am sure god wishes he just skipped the 6th day at this point

thank you, younglings

HL appreciation/propaganda post 2 Electric Boogaloo

Aircraft Tail Codes

This is some next level furꜱhit

Whaaaat!!!

Those dam Christmas lights...

"Ignore our instructions" Pizza place understands its customers

The United States simplified.

Bad boi designers

You surprised to see us Clark?

Being Italian

The nut also glows in the dark

Dixie

Maybe under a new sub along the lines of: what moms find funny that others don’t

He better ran!

The cat is tired

Matilda if it were released today

Burned

my favorite soap

Who knows what I’m talking about

The sould've accepted it.

Well, well, how the stables have turned

Oh no, what a sad sad story

Imma plunge yo pussy like a toilet

I'm a TA, today my students gave me evaluations, the only one who had a problem with me left this

No need to thank us, its our job.

Wheeeeeeeze

Blonde moments...

Hate when that happens

k i s s i n g

hugewoah

avast ye mateys