Miss Universe winners by planet

Somebody got a raise....

Cafe across from me is called 2 little pigs. There just happened to be 2 police officers sitting under the sign.

That.....was unnecessary

Snow and tell

Hungry? Grab a Snickers!

She takes her dating advice from Taylor Swift

*Japanese whispers intensifies*

Had a vasectomy. Wife thought she was funny.

this is art

The sun is a deadly laser

We need to put an end to this

you got a friend in horse ♫

Hey, that's pretty good

Little red

ironic

not like the simulations

A little tip for my fellow schoolmates

E N H À N C E

Ye, i knew it

Bugger off

Careful out there

he looks like a "Bill" or "Frank"

must we look to our enemies for help?

big mcthankies from mcspankies

One of the earliest gateway drugs out there

Buffalo chicken

Wholesome

that's some nice natural resources you got there

Werewolf Hunting

Umm, no thanks.

Surprise, it’s a...

A little hamster with a broken bone, the doctor had a hard time dressing it

not sure if this was posted yet

The Who

its my C day

Cord cutters

Don’t buy drugs, but a grandma

Making Al Gore proud

I got 99 problems, but sobriety ain’t one.

Elementary school level racism.

moonsong

It all floats down here, Eddie!

Women running Bath water

Best pic I’ve ever taken

Cell division in a nutshell

Waited in line to steal this from @kelp.memes on insta

Buddy of mine deals in Snapchat gems...

You suck Bianca

Mmmmm chocolate

So I was watching The Simpsons Movie on Disney +...

Good boi signed for the delivery

We can stop now, this one wins.

A message from TV’s Grandpa.

same energy

70 years in ice

nice

So this is a thing now...

Flying over the streets I grew up on

The best teacher

now thats what I call society

SOOO thankful for CVS for giving me this new tie with my Pepsi Zero!!

Oldschoolcool

Somewhere in Bulgaria

It's that time of the year..

My contribution to [OC] #memevember

Robot "Trapped" by Ice Cream Cone Boxes

Credit to Lee Hazelwood for this joke

I dont like sand

Aww yi- STRANGER DANGER!

check

They're old

I love you buckets

Sports that can be combined with motorcycle racing

Yes I have been working out, thanks for noticing

My neighbor is 3 kids in a trench coat

Meanwhile somewhere in the deep south...

whoa thats deep

ooooof

it do be like that

might wanna check that out with your ISP...

Light Up Christmas!

Oldie, but still funny

thank you paramount

Thought something looked familiar.

Hair dream

No good at goodbyes..

I hope it’s a dog.

Sorry class, my dog ate everyone's homework

tasty

Gotta break the getting banned speedrun record

Guys pls help. Dont help. I dont care.

Yawn deja vu

Low interest credit card

that face tho

Their greatest adventure

The movie we deserve

crisp

im so lonely now

Succ