iPhone came out of the closet today!

Sorry kid, it's just business

Didn’t realize sharks are as picky as humans

Sometimes you just need a little pussy

Ironic as the OG pirates often died of scurvy

My statue of zeus broke and now it looks like zeus is throwing a roll of toilet paper at someone..

OH no.

Before stairs were invented.

stopping time for everyone else is my favorite

yuh-uh, does look broken to me

So this is what actually happened in Hawaii

pretending it's fine everyone finds their place eventually

Insert code SRGRAFO

I have the power!

Parenting in 1960's , B&W

A Real Gut Buster

I haven't even heard a furry ranting before and I can still hear it

This doesn't concern you Robbie.

Stunning and brave.

WILL IT CLEAN MY WILLIE?!

Bit harsh...but okay

The guy.

All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names...so he killed them; killed them all

Sister's reunion.

currently on lowes website

Please help. He has taken all my money and now I owe him 16 years of rent and a college tuition.

must be nice

444th post

All he wanted was too see the Winnie the Pooh film

Funny yellow dog.

Help me please.

but then it would be a harmacy

major key to success is quitting league

bro, thats kinda cringe.

This is law

a l o n e

I’m so sorry

there u go #memevember

opioid and obesity epidemic ENGAGE

big sad

Why red?

You can, but you can’t

This restaurant in Singapore has just about had enough!

Drug Dealer

Kudos

pretty hot

Love this!

uhm

Well here is the selfie

I hate the government.

Best train rides

What a resemblance

Mmmm...I’m lovin it

I just want a girl to stomp on me :(

No communism this time.

Marriage 101: Compromise

Borrowed my moms van for a road trip, we thought a broken aux input was gonna ruin our trip, instead it led to a fantastic discovery in her center console...

ah yes

filth

Metrosexuals be like

Some people are attracted to toes, others may prefer fingers.

Found in Cincinnati. Do it.

Here’s more ads for you!!!!

New electric ford mustang and the new mustang emblem.

My favourite cat comic

Excess fungus slices

Mom is that a fly?

50 miles from a major city but somehow it’s always the clearest signal

Any books on turtles?

Caught co-worker trolling another with the fancy car

The baby yoda show

Walking past the coworkers you don’t know

He’s my special boy

I heard your mom got her PHD

Finally, found one in the wild!

Clearly a logic error.

umm now what

It is beautiful

My dreams

OH NO! Poor Deputy Smith!

The last two successful businesses in a dying strip mall near my house.... Both open late..

Neil Patrick Cranston.

hitchhiker.

Another ornament dies

no your limit

Press F for this absolute king

Mewtwo

caught my chunky boi watching me fold laundry

64 bits of evidence

Nobody sits on my deck.

It’s almost time

it be like that

Jussie Smollett

Sorry Dave

I'm in the rankine spectrum

Yay no more children

Dammit, grant!

5 minutes into a film after spending an hour deciding what to watch.

This crossover took so long to make

Brutal roast