uhm

Well here is the selfie

I hate the government.

Best train rides

What a resemblance

Mmmm...I’m lovin it

I just want a girl to stomp on me :(

No communism this time.

Marriage 101: Compromise

Borrowed my moms van for a road trip, we thought a broken aux input was gonna ruin our trip, instead it led to a fantastic discovery in her center console...

ah yes

filth

Metrosexuals be like

Some people are attracted to toes, others may prefer fingers.

Found in Cincinnati. Do it.

Here’s more ads for you!!!!

New electric ford mustang and the new mustang emblem.

My favourite cat comic

Excess fungus slices

Mom is that a fly?

50 miles from a major city but somehow it’s always the clearest signal

Any books on turtles?

Caught co-worker trolling another with the fancy car

The baby yoda show

Walking past the coworkers you don’t know

He’s my special boy

I heard your mom got her PHD

Finally, found one in the wild!

Clearly a logic error.

umm now what

It is beautiful

My dreams

OH NO! Poor Deputy Smith!

The last two successful businesses in a dying strip mall near my house.... Both open late..

Neil Patrick Cranston.

hitchhiker.

Another ornament dies

no your limit

Press F for this absolute king

Mewtwo

caught my chunky boi watching me fold laundry

64 bits of evidence

Nobody sits on my deck.

It’s almost time

it be like that

Jussie Smollett

Sorry Dave

I'm in the rankine spectrum

Yay no more children

Dammit, grant!

5 minutes into a film after spending an hour deciding what to watch.

This crossover took so long to make

Brutal roast

I don't want to know what you like

You become what you eat.. I guess these birds ate a lot of beetles

Public Bathroom sign

Wife kept asking me to pick up the Halloween decoration I missed...I improvised

Welcome

I like to find thrift store gems, add my own personal touch, then leave them in inconspicuous places around my friend's houses.

Check the compatibility first !

Stalking is when 2 people go for a romantic walk but only 1 of them knows about it

ok zoomer

Where that ass though

Modern wizards...

Owner used the wrong shampoo

Someone give the editor of the paper a raise

banzai

Is God a Boomer?

relatable

i would fuc link and make zelda watch

Fat lazy cat

Solar flare

atleast you can ejaculate, albeit quickly

Just please don't

Clean Window

You know this is true..

the truth or not?

It’s never enough !

you just Drake'd yourself

thread

I was genuinely concerned to turn the page.

welp

My fiancé wasn’t sure where the cat was...

eat bat

I knew them boys were up to something

Coco keeping it real

Belgian Canaries have the best hairdos.

ok teammate

This sign in Pennsylvania

Yard sale sign...

My cat kicks my poor boy out of his bed and into hers. His face says it all lol

I hate that I laughed at this!

Arrivederci

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

Well I mean.....

It’s dead! Leave it be!

Gramouflage

Bb or Got?

Taking a baby’s temperature

My wife wanted to microwave rice in a sock to use as a heating pad. Turns out, we had no rice, but we had popcorn kernels. I really don't know why she was expecting a different result.