Arrivederci

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Well I mean.....

It’s dead! Leave it be!

Gramouflage

Bb or Got?

Taking a baby’s temperature

My wife wanted to microwave rice in a sock to use as a heating pad. Turns out, we had no rice, but we had popcorn kernels. I really don't know why she was expecting a different result.

Went to check on my daughter...

Hang in there bro!

My local pharmacy is having fun with this one

Thanksgiving from your dog's POV

It would only take one KFC biscuit to accomplish this.

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OOOOKIII

My mom got me my new favorite mug.

danger

real recognizes real

Cancelling Disney+ after the free trial.

now im gonna shove this head up yours

Action

Up in smoke

Reaction

We already knew this.

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have...

This picture from a local classified ad

Some call it vandalism. Might just be art.

why tho...

you can really feel the emotion, i cry aaa

Set up my Mom’s updated tv system yesterday.

You say your favourite hobbies are welding and blinding people? Have I got a product for you, then!

A knotty situation

I think Mr. Fluffles needs a exorcism...

he was truly ahead of his time

Rough world for the boys out there

bully for you

Who you boo me

Omg that's me!

The anklebreaker

ꜱhit just went from aluminum to lead real quick

ORANGE is my new best friend

Bird.

#memevember Classic

Yelling at cats

Snarf

Getting the same drink as my friend

How to set up a mac in 5 easy steps

you can check out but you can never leave ...

Ikea snowman

I was born a Jaguar, but identify as a Meerkat...

ball

My mother's hospital record lists me and my siblings as "Past problems "

In a while...

The recital

Theres a boot in my snake

Well positioned leaning Tower of Pisa on gym leggings

Mythologically correct.

Watching Fresh Prince when all of a sudden, Carlton's jacket looked very familiar...

Walter Pinkman and Jesse White

How to make a doggo coconut

Self hate intensifies

'Hol up

I bet we could explore the GALAXY...

How to tell if a cantaloupe is ripe

good ol' gabe

The Dallas Straight Pride Parade was basically two men on a date.

Surprise your loved ones with your new blood pillow

Coffee! And f**k off

BIG men need FROGGY chair

I’ll just awkwardly stumble through the word until we get hitched

episode 3: attack of the boomers

For all the big brains out there

Proud granny

For the Emperor

Sergej approve

Your atoms, give them to me

Relatable

absolutely haram

there IS no other reason

I am speed!

Name your dog well

so sad

Mom, I'm lost, can you come and get me?

My nephew wrote the most accurate description of Walmart that I have ever read.

Friendship anal let's your homies know you're looking out for their ass

Kachow

We bought this eight years ago and never replaced the picture. My sons calls it our alternate reality family Christmas pic.

Mike Wazowski can't catch a break

Squid Pro Quo

Milking it

3am after a night at the club

Four visits later, and my proud grandma still has no idea.

shoo..

Frozen filipino

Thought of you.

More like “Trick or Treat!”

I'm scared

Easy enough

Attempted to take a cute picture of me and my dog. This was the result.

My boyfriend said he made holiday cookies...