I was born a Jaguar, but identify as a Meerkat...

ball

My mother's hospital record lists me and my siblings as "Past problems "

In a while...

The recital

Theres a boot in my snake

Well positioned leaning Tower of Pisa on gym leggings

Mythologically correct.

Watching Fresh Prince when all of a sudden, Carlton's jacket looked very familiar...

Walter Pinkman and Jesse White

How to make a doggo coconut

Self hate intensifies

'Hol up

I bet we could explore the GALAXY...

How to tell if a cantaloupe is ripe

good ol' gabe

The Dallas Straight Pride Parade was basically two men on a date.

Surprise your loved ones with your new blood pillow

Coffee! And f**k off

BIG men need FROGGY chair

I’ll just awkwardly stumble through the word until we get hitched

episode 3: attack of the boomers

For all the big brains out there

Proud granny

For the Emperor

Sergej approve

Your atoms, give them to me

Relatable

absolutely haram

there IS no other reason

I am speed!

Name your dog well

so sad

Mom, I'm lost, can you come and get me?

My nephew wrote the most accurate description of Walmart that I have ever read.

Friendship anal let's your homies know you're looking out for their ass

Kachow

We bought this eight years ago and never replaced the picture. My sons calls it our alternate reality family Christmas pic.

Mike Wazowski can't catch a break

Squid Pro Quo

Milking it

3am after a night at the club

Four visits later, and my proud grandma still has no idea.

shoo..

Frozen filipino

Thought of you.

More like “Trick or Treat!”

I'm scared

Easy enough

Attempted to take a cute picture of me and my dog. This was the result.

My boyfriend said he made holiday cookies...

Everyone love's hotdogs

Now that’s a lot of damage

Recently had a CT scan and noticed this in the report...

IKEA in store survey. Seems a bit personal...

BEEgon thought

Awesome Mandalorian art by BossLogic

This is punderful

Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.

Even the bads has their happy ending... maybe!

this is so sad

Not one but two bites

I just „died” on the floor from laughing at this

it is i, the great clown pagliacci

Evidence enough for me

That's basically me in a nutshell

Well, THAT date just went down like the Luftwaffe over Britain

Behold the Cataloupe!

living his best life

x & y Variations

Voldemort is back

Well.. he does ngl

Tony the chef

Who needs a Lamborghini anyway

Mobile Games

Forgot to carry the 1... again

They DO have good music though

One is slightly bigger than the other

big F

Memevember Week #3

Totally safe!

Truckers will go out of their way to help

Classic Wednesday

There is no I in Wii comrade

Land shark!

This Valentine's, treat ya fly girl

Poor deathclaw, it sucks being an outsider

Full chub

ANAKIN: You said use the force! YODA: Use the fork, I said

welp

asteryeet

Deer in area

What can you do..

Birthday cat!!!

Old farting

Same As It Ever Was

We didn't start the fire

yes please

A battle for the ages

I’ve just about had it