For the Emperor

Sergej approve

Your atoms, give them to me

Relatable

absolutely haram

there IS no other reason

I am speed!

Name your dog well

so sad

Mom, I'm lost, can you come and get me?

My nephew wrote the most accurate description of Walmart that I have ever read.

Friendship anal let's your homies know you're looking out for their ass

Kachow

We bought this eight years ago and never replaced the picture. My sons calls it our alternate reality family Christmas pic.

Mike Wazowski can't catch a break

Squid Pro Quo

Milking it

3am after a night at the club

Four visits later, and my proud grandma still has no idea.

shoo..

Frozen filipino

Thought of you.

More like “Trick or Treat!”

I'm scared

Easy enough

Attempted to take a cute picture of me and my dog. This was the result.

My boyfriend said he made holiday cookies...

Everyone love's hotdogs

Now that’s a lot of damage

Recently had a CT scan and noticed this in the report...

IKEA in store survey. Seems a bit personal...

BEEgon thought

Awesome Mandalorian art by BossLogic

This is punderful

Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.

Even the bads has their happy ending... maybe!

this is so sad

Not one but two bites

I just „died” on the floor from laughing at this

it is i, the great clown pagliacci

Evidence enough for me

That's basically me in a nutshell

Well, THAT date just went down like the Luftwaffe over Britain

Behold the Cataloupe!

living his best life

x & y Variations

Voldemort is back

Well.. he does ngl

Tony the chef

Who needs a Lamborghini anyway

Mobile Games

Forgot to carry the 1... again

They DO have good music though

One is slightly bigger than the other

big F

Memevember Week #3

Totally safe!

Truckers will go out of their way to help

Classic Wednesday

There is no I in Wii comrade

Land shark!

This Valentine's, treat ya fly girl

Poor deathclaw, it sucks being an outsider

Full chub

ANAKIN: You said use the force! YODA: Use the fork, I said

welp

asteryeet

Deer in area

What can you do..

Birthday cat!!!

Yes.

Old farting

Same As It Ever Was

We didn't start the fire

yes please

A battle for the ages

I’ve just about had it

Clearing things up.

It‘s in german, deal with it

The flower girl's expression when her friend got a hug from Olympic champion Yuzuru Hanyu

The Secret to Cooking

Bill Cosby v Ice Cube

Someone save this man!

just a normal weekend :) #memevember

so long boys

jefferd eppsteinerd

Oh no indeed

The real MVP

Why would you do this

You messed with the wrong person

Are you just an ***?

I bet she got a kick out of it

If you see this, run

Ice>Wife

Tinder date : Cancelled

I also start talking Japanese when I fight

Ah yes, seen it happen before.

a happy meal just arrived in a land rover.....

Must be why vegans think they're so bright

Special thanks to prometheus9876 for the meme idea. Sorry it will get downvoted.