Я был похищен моими монгольскими секс-рабынями

The news is spreading fast

joes before hoes

I'm irresistible asf

Any objections?

Driller

The meaning of life

It was instinctual

Santa Claus is Cumming to town

Well well, who would've guessed?

Yeah, this post is shit

May be I am not competent enough to apply for Microsoft. But calling me an "Invalid variable" is not cool Microsoft :)

Jokes you can make in prison.

Gotta say tho, lookin a bit tasty

Had me in the first half.

I'm outraged

My date asked me what I wanted to do for our gingerbread house... She probably shouldn't come to me for suggestions.

Ignore the caption.. but why does this cat look ***ing ginormous!

Burn the money...

Had to play supervisor at work Friday. In order the curb everyone’s enthusiasm I hung this outside my office.

Ain't nothing but a heartbreak.

Four

Bonk

#MEMEVEMBER

Phone blind.

Legitimately happened

Inconceivable! Mini Vizzini

a disturbance

chris is that a weed? I‘m calling the cops

Thank You for driving carefully!

Not new, not my work... just TRUE

Millions of them

This sums up how much I love sleep.

hold up

Works at Burger King, wears a McDonald's uniform

Its exam season everybody

Step 4: Still profit.

riperino dadderino

My wife said she needed a smart man in her life, so I proudly went and got two degrees.

Bring me Santa and the Reindeer!

I feel like there is some sort of untoad story behind this

2 for 1 special!

hella boomer

The Simpsons predicted everything....

   

So, you though YOU were lazy?

Girl, you know it's true...

Take that Instagram

If This Aint The Truth

It's that day of the week again when frog content is funny

Greed

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#MEMEVEMBER

:eyes:

The FOUR rules of Mogwai ownership .

Boomer Wars [OC]

madatgascar

ANSWER ME.

Okay.. What!

God is dead.

Damn you toblerone

Wish granting level: God

pie is good, so are equal rights

Finally....

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Save the environment

iPhone came out of the closet today!

Sorry kid, it's just business

Didn’t realize sharks are as picky as humans

Sometimes you just need a little pussy

Ironic as the OG pirates often died of scurvy

My statue of zeus broke and now it looks like zeus is throwing a roll of toilet paper at someone..

OH no.

Before stairs were invented.

stopping time for everyone else is my favorite

yuh-uh, does look broken to me

So this is what actually happened in Hawaii

pretending it's fine everyone finds their place eventually

Insert code SRGRAFO

I have the power!

Parenting in 1960's , B&W

A Real Gut Buster

I haven't even heard a furry ranting before and I can still hear it

This doesn't concern you Robbie.

Stunning and brave.

WILL IT CLEAN MY WILLIE?!

Bit harsh...but okay

The guy.

All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names...so he killed them; killed them all

Sister's reunion.

currently on lowes website

Please help. He has taken all my money and now I owe him 16 years of rent and a college tuition.

must be nice

444th post

All he wanted was too see the Winnie the Pooh film

Funny yellow dog.

Help me please.

but then it would be a harmacy

major key to success is quitting league

bro, thats kinda cringe.