someone called this template shower thoughts for psychopaths so here you go

Haha this is basically me

If your lawyers pants look like this you going to jail.

Cardo B trash

Florida Man and the Cocaine fairy.

The school sistem sucks

Expectation

The so long hold up.

A clever seal

If life gives you fire make smores

Be careful guys I almost fed my dog lava

Was fun building it

Turned 50 recently. This gift from my wife sums up the big event perfectly.

They love the slow ramp. Really gets their dicks hard...

Seems like the real idea

Batman: The beginning

Huh? Whose footprints are these?

Dollar Palace: Where you go when Wal Mart is too fancy for you.

You’ll bork too

Similar to how I like my women...

Solid advice right here ;)

The dog ate my homework....

cybertruckmeme.png

Wilt Chamberlain, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Andre The Giant

The hero we don't deserve

'Choose' your own adventure...

oof

This is what it was made for

El mosco is my spirit animal

Less than 2 months left

My favorite so far

ManDADlorian

Sh......

Bless this lift bro

Getting a cool tattoo

And the customer of the year award goes to...

I mean that's true

You are bad guy. But this does not mean you are bad guy.

A beautiful story about defeat and redemption

A hunter and his pray

I live to not die

Perfect expression!

This post is Yunny.

This question on an aquarium’s Google page.

It's free advertising

Lifehack #8008

I wonder what he stole

well.. technically...

If anyone can bring him back its Elon

Don't smoke and design

Since we’re telling Alabama jokes...

No complaints from grandpa

I made an Elon Musk thing

No words are needed here...

Oh oh....

Walking back to my cabin on a cruise ship, and I found these two. I think it's sweet they did it together

That’s racist

loving this new tesla look

Lazy way to win at Christmas decorating

BEGONE

Did I do an environment yet?

Don't threaten me with a good time

Humans Have Issues

Blade Runner really did predict the future

She nailed it

40 years later.

Outside the local cafe

Is it obvious?

y'all need some WD40?

South Park remains unbeaten against hate

Anyone want to touch it

Let's get it, Kings

The best pen

Sign in my cousins’ bathroom

I embarrassed my friend picking him up from the airport

The buttnip trip

Friend said " I'd love to visit the midwest one day. What's it look like out there?"

mmmmmh

Yes Lord Frieza

8 year old me

Yoga, the gateway activity to demonic possession.

This checklist from a hotel

Ultra low graphics

Hopefully one of the Tesla Truck editions gets Ray Tracing!

Man realises live demos are a bad idea - 2019.

Coomercore music is going along well

I don't

Who’s in charge around here?

UwU

Gimme the loot!

bandscheibenvorfall

Uber fast

Are you delusional, do you suffer from a mental illness?

The reckoning

I really need to set my alarm for an earlier time!

Not the hero that we need but the hero we deserve

Hardest tiger of them all

If you think you've made mistakes...

Fear and Loathing in Pooh Corner

What's a "CD"