When a Christian hears the words, ‘Happy Holidays’

Finally a realistic beauty standard for men

Nothing interesting, just your normal everyday fire distinguisher.

Nyyyyooooooommm.....

The road authorities finally lowered the speed limit

Green Friday

Astolfo must have a very low center of gravity

People just can't ignore a number

I asked my dad if I could wear his fanny pack for a school field trip, and he told me it was too big. I insisted.

Rough morning let's have some leftovers and make it worse

i love japan

do not expand this list by killing people

sales

Best trick.

I think I'd prefer a belt

sipp

Edgy elderly is the best elderly

auch

Time to take out the trash

should i call you mista?

When life imitates art.

what's so confusing about english?

Barrel.

Ahh yeah

Couldn't make it to family Thanksgiving, had friendsgiving with friends stuck in town. Made this.

Gaming 2019 in retrospect

Black Friday explained

just a little bit

If movies were realistic

maybe he can go to sniff island

Now on Disney +

Poor Conor McGregor, I saw him the other day and he asked me if a could give him a $20 for some Proper Twelve. Good luck to ya champ.

epic LOSER bear, weak arms, small hands

The first time in history it is caught on camera. Mercedes giving birth.

Staring into the abyss

geometric screaming

she's like Sid from ice age

As the girls in the house scramble around trying to leave the house.....

Umm Donkey?!

Rings in three tones. Loud, repeat, and howl.

And dad was gone to buy milk....

Please Stop ;(

eltiT gnitseretnI nA

No one cares, Jake

I am from Australia, and tbh at glance, the same thought crossed my mind.

This manager just doesn't care anymore

The truth about Black Friday

There’s no going back now.

Don't you remember me, Google?

Sports fans according to a non-sports fan.

I even hear it in his voice.

Drawing hands is hard...

1/3 Reich

relatable of course

It's grooving time

Posted by Pavlov’s dog?

The more i grew up, the more i realize this.

my corgi smiley pose

I love black Friday

cest nest pas une pipe

trust me.....its good

prepare your butt

Coolest pic today

Donldatp

Ellie Goulding Thanksgiving Halftime Show

Democracy is the best

Million $ invention !

When designing a shirt always consider the angle of the dangle

Seen in Petaluma, California.

Two types of people this time of year

checkmate

Herding cats

My son was trying to make a “web shooting” hand. I’m proud and ashamed.

By Nathan W. Pyle. We all know this feeling

Formal

you are loved

Wild cat!

TIME TO SHINE!

Black Friday Special!!!

Well, that was interesting.

Happy Danksgiving!

Every year my in-laws do a Thanksgiving potato peeling contest. Winner gets to keep the trophy till next year.

My family has a tradition of making ornaments out of polymer clay on Thanksgiving. Someone didn't buy the right brand this year...

BRUH

This was my optometrists computer screen. Should I be concerned?

real eyes realize real lies

Wait.....

The Simpsons did it again

And finally. Who would you like to flip your burger for you?

Hard work deserves a shout out.

Canadian vandals strike again.

Who wants to play doctor?

landlord

*does ant things*

Children in 2050: can i have an inspirational picture from your youth

Happy Thanksgiving btw

Same mom different dad

Clearly Thanksgiving is going well

Can I have the tendies plzzz

Winter here. Upside of the earth