I am the Cum God.
39,767 Karma Hunter
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The literal pie chart is here
4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment
Can't wait for Cyber Trains.
12/12... Never Forget
In the office at work. We all know the feeling.
Oh yeah makes sense
The toll must be paid.
A key to success for any intellectual
We are heroes, They are zeros.
He saw the cat do it ONE time and this happens
The Snow Blower
All I ever want
My sister found this little nugget at the Goodwill the other day
2020 will be ours bros!!!
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It hurts so good.
Lifecycle of cat
My roommate's cat doesn't completely trust me yet. I thought her "concerned" expression looked familiar, but I couldn't quite remember where I'd seen it before
At least he is... honest?
War has changed
Well at least she knows what she wants
And that’s the news today...
well well well
Rude ass police smh
Ladies, just hear me out please
Slowly running out of time.
I think its manlier to just hold the purse like a normal human.
Here's a poem
Beast in the legend
A few years ago my aunt and grandmother took care of the christmas decorations
She aint snitching on senpai
is it possible to learn this power? Not from a Roman
don't mess with him.
Billy and Mandy
Oh yeah, this is big PP time
Gotta learn about them logarithms
I snagged this picture of my boy Diesel and my mom sent me this back. It’s the same picture ❤️
Posted on The Rock’s Instagram.
Now I finally know what the cold war was all about.
It ain't what it used to be
A friend of mine had an early Christmas present waiting on his porch when he got home..
I'm happy... Not
I think this is one sample I'll pass on
I'm going through changes
My stick is way cooler than yours!
I don’t see a difference
Who else can hear this picture
Someone's ready for the war on Christmas
W H A T
My cat and my tree are both plugged in and ready for Christmas.
Taking the Mickey
"it doesn't count if he's still warm"
My friend and her mother really enjoyed themselves painting.
Noah better hurry
The shampoo bottle must think I’m crazy
It's a must
Or Dino nuggets but this works lol
He’s been domesticated
Saw my first cybertruck today
I dont need further development
This is why you don’t put people on packaging
This is what favoritism looks like.
also called a bruh moment
The Rabbit's Point of View
A different take on a festive favourite!
Boss shared this uplifting quote with us today so I hung it at my desk for all to see.
I knew it all along.
Can you lose the weight fast enough?
This sign at a local vet
Ride along to save your dong
My Professor Drew This to Intimidate Us
FUСK i should NOT have posted this now EVERYONE WILL KNOW
Cthulhu only wants pure love
-12 Angry Men
How else would you eat them?
Oh lawd, he cumin