Can you lose the weight fast enough?

This sign at a local vet

be like

Ride along to save your dong

My Professor Drew This to Intimidate Us

FUСK i should NOT have posted this now EVERYONE WILL KNOW

Cthulhu only wants pure love

-12 Angry Men

How else would you eat them?

Oh lawd, he cumin

gg ez

Things you see when living in Quebec, Canada.

Day 3.. Almost halfway

Christmas as an adult sucks

Listen here you little sh*t

dad is rad

sleep sleep candy

Scientists say this is the last thing we see before dying and it's beautiful

ayayayayy

highway to hell used to be just a shrimp ***tail

Science is finally catching on...

Still awake.

Still some sales going on...

Thanks but I'd like to stand here

call me Bolsonaro, cus i clean up in the jungle

Take it Like a Man!

We all have dreams

Life Uh Finds Way...

Knights of the round table assemble!

I seriously would

This photo of Mickey Rourke looks like they're prepping for an offbrand Zoolander movie

JEFFY GOLDBLUM, BIG NOSE MAMA

Still dont understand how planned obsolescence is legal

Insignific-ant

w i d e b o y s

Preparing for diabetes january

rember Vape Naysh

Logic too much?

“Bizarre name” is one way to put it...

Sounds like what happens on here with OC and X-Posting

Baby Yogurt is gonna kill it in merchandising!

Head of design

Business Turtle

Filthy Frank: How to not get arrested

Hi Sun

nice, what a pleasant visit

Talk about a fatal slip

drink brings bois to yard

That is indeed an incredible find

*air guitar intensifies*

Impressed on how fast she made that.

Bro, you need this dog?

Several Cannoli

Still checks out

n u t

He just wants to go for a swim

Gotta love quality birth control.

Sometimes you just know you’re being watched

Or and posting memes

It's a unicoooorn!

When the depth of field is just right you can still feel the envy

Never take a picture of a animal in panorama

Ctrl+Alt+Delete

Well, anyway... glad you're not hurt.

Was going through my family cookbook...

We have officially come full circle

The battle of the century.

Yea pretty much

It sucks

You and me both, pal. Monday‘s coming.

We must know.

My favorite ornament

Loomers the real OGs

The angriest boop

Mood of tonight.

beluga bus is doing his best

With great power comes...low demanding games

24 days till Christmas

Now every can enjoy art!

up to 99

Im waiting...

Why wouldn't you

post to soundcloud I will

Come here, boy!

glue accident

I hope puns are allowed, because this is a level of commitment not oft rivaled

Wolfman X

Master oogway

Mario is part mushroom, when he dies, his spores are spread far and wide

Hey guys, the Grand Canyon is in the desert. Its always hot there. Just bring a sun hat, shorts and sneakers.

I found this a month ago and i think its funny

Sky's the limit

Straight'nt

Merry X-Mas... theif!

This changes everything

Mariah Carey on December 1st

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jonsfS8j76g

Wait, am I adopted?

A little bit of cyanide and happiness

Added an electric fence to Riley’s cage