up to 99
Why wouldn't you
post to soundcloud I will
Come here, boy!
I hope puns are allowed, because this is a level of commitment not oft rivaled
Mario is part mushroom, when he dies, his spores are spread far and wide
Hey guys, the Grand Canyon is in the desert. Its always hot there. Just bring a sun hat, shorts and sneakers.
I found this a month ago and i think its funny
Sky's the limit
Merry X-Mas... theif!
This changes everything
Mariah Carey on December 1st
Wait, am I adopted?
A little bit of cyanide and happiness
Added an electric fence to Riley’s cage
So sick of this dammed elf.
Isn’t this how you do it?
Fear the cartel
multiplayer mode on!
I am going to do this once so make sure you capture it at the right moment
Don’t be a slow drinker
Build the wall, keep 'em out, don't mix races, blah blah blah....
What is this strange language I see before me?
Yesterday was the beginning of firearms season in Maryland, my sister joined in on all the facebook pictures with a kill of her own.
Watching my sick moves
Sir, you have been scrolling too fast!
Sorry about your barn.
why did u leave me :(
Lol what a fact
Are those green thumbs!?
I was never vaccinated
No need to ask twice.
In a bar in Namibia
That’s my kind of position
Fleas near my Dad
M A G I C S
Does it really matter?
Not again Mom
Just do it :D
My little cousin was tired of the same old elf on the shelf
On the outside looking disappointed
Just arrived today!
Autistic animal #1
The difference between alpacas and llamas
Unfortunate product name
*Title must not be empty*
I hope we can all relate
Brother w/ gambling problem is staying with us. Got on to him about going to casinos while living here. He said it won't happen again. I said "want to bet on it".
Just as god intended
Mmmmm Beef CDs
In kindergarten I had to write a paragraph about myself...
Boobs or ass?
That's definitely how it works.
Draw your own conclusions.
If our exodus seems unwise...
They still are arguing over who caused it
is just like that
“Aw Lawdy, kill me!”
My wife accidentally ran my color-changing Bob Ross coffee mug through our new dishwasher. I told her I wasn't even upset because...
At my local ice cream place
Bottom of the 8th at least I'd say
Ah, that’s wholesome.
Can you just stop?
This Italian cat.
First look of the Tesla Cybercopter
The sauce has no texture
Skipped gun safety went straight to the range .
Nuclear fallout does horrible things to people
This IS too much true
Pope Francis is a weeb confirmed
This was so true
Stevie Wonder Talks Michael Jackson
Taking shit talking to the next level
Russians are a special type of crazy
Turns out there is a cow level.
The best mug
Keep it real DQ
Have you met Darth Vader’s lawyer yet?
"Honey, did you finish decorating the house?"