Sesame Tree
Watchful
Don’t be a slow drinker
Build the wall, keep 'em out, don't mix races, blah blah blah....
What is this strange language I see before me?
Yesterday was the beginning of firearms season in Maryland, my sister joined in on all the facebook pictures with a kill of her own.
Watching my sick moves
Sir, you have been scrolling too fast!
Sorry about your barn.
why did u leave me :(
Lol what a fact
Are those green thumbs!?
I was never vaccinated
No need to ask twice.
In a bar in Namibia
That’s my kind of position
Fleas near my Dad
M A G I C S
Does it really matter?
GEMS
Not again Mom
Just do it :D
My little cousin was tired of the same old elf on the shelf
On the outside looking disappointed
Just arrived today!
Autistic animal #1
The difference between alpacas and llamas
Unfortunate product name
*Title must not be empty*
Brain Activity
Damn geopedos
I hope we can all relate
Brother w/ gambling problem is staying with us. Got on to him about going to casinos while living here. He said it won't happen again. I said "want to bet on it".
Just as god intended
Mmmmm Beef CDs
In kindergarten I had to write a paragraph about myself...
bruhment
Boobs or ass?
That's definitely how it works.
Draw your own conclusions.
Printers huh?
If our exodus seems unwise...
They still are arguing over who caused it
is just like that
“Aw Lawdy, kill me!”
My wife accidentally ran my color-changing Bob Ross coffee mug through our new dishwasher. I told her I wasn't even upset because...
At my local ice cream place
Bottom of the 8th at least I'd say
possessed
Meeeooow
Ah, that’s wholesome.
Can you just stop?
Oof
This Italian cat.
First look of the Tesla Cybercopter
No life
The sauce has no texture
Skipped gun safety went straight to the range .
Nuclear fallout does horrible things to people
Some day...
This IS too much true
Pope Francis is a weeb confirmed
Different story
This was so true
Stevie Wonder Talks Michael Jackson
Economy
Taking shit talking to the next level
Russians are a special type of crazy
Turns out there is a cow level.
The best mug
Keep it real DQ
Happy Saturday
Have you met Darth Vader’s lawyer yet?
"Honey, did you finish decorating the house?"
Petco knows what's up
Sounds like he doesn’t have a motorcycle...
The grandchild
Everyone seems normal..
Vaping kills
Well yeah...
They figured it out
point and laugh
Yeah, I do math
Sorry baby, no crack today.
lord Bezos
My girlfriends mom passed out shots for thanksgiving on a communion tray.
I am just going to leave this here
Greatest costume for redheads
20 tops :(
Far-eastern oof
The struggle is real
damn target
Open window
The grandma.
Nice
Counting the rings of tape to determine how old the Christmas Tree is.
Hallmark movies
Be careful of misusing the past tense
It’s uncanny
Careful out there, holiday travelers!