Because pancakes aren't going to defile themselves
Does it really matter?
Not again Mom
Just do it :D
My little cousin was tired of the same old elf on the shelf
On the outside looking disappointed
Just arrived today!
Autistic animal #1
The difference between alpacas and llamas
Unfortunate product name
*Title must not be empty*
I hope we can all relate
Brother w/ gambling problem is staying with us. Got on to him about going to casinos while living here. He said it won't happen again. I said "want to bet on it".
Just as god intended
Mmmmm Beef CDs
In kindergarten I had to write a paragraph about myself...
Boobs or ass?
That's definitely how it works.
Draw your own conclusions.
If our exodus seems unwise...
They still are arguing over who caused it
is just like that
“Aw Lawdy, kill me!”
My wife accidentally ran my color-changing Bob Ross coffee mug through our new dishwasher. I told her I wasn't even upset because...
At my local ice cream place
Bottom of the 8th at least I'd say
Ah, that’s wholesome.
Can you just stop?
This Italian cat.
First look of the Tesla Cybercopter
The sauce has no texture
Skipped gun safety went straight to the range .
Nuclear fallout does horrible things to people
This IS too much true
Pope Francis is a weeb confirmed
This was so true
Stevie Wonder Talks Michael Jackson
Taking shit talking to the next level
Russians are a special type of crazy
Turns out there is a cow level.
The best mug
Keep it real DQ
Have you met Darth Vader’s lawyer yet?
"Honey, did you finish decorating the house?"
Petco knows what's up
Sounds like he doesn’t have a motorcycle...
Everyone seems normal..
They figured it out
point and laugh
Yeah, I do math
Sorry baby, no crack today.
My girlfriends mom passed out shots for thanksgiving on a communion tray.
I am just going to leave this here
Greatest costume for redheads
20 tops :(
The struggle is real
Counting the rings of tape to determine how old the Christmas Tree is.
Be careful of misusing the past tense
Careful out there, holiday travelers!
Mmmmm tasty pills
The Amazing World of Gumball gets it.
Last time to post this until next year!
Papa John looks like the dude who gets bit in a zombie movie and tries to hide it from the group...
Defense against baseball bats. Imagine the recoil.
Cybertruck made out of mashed potatoes
And he is a gentleman of colour too
Birds aren't real
Found this absolute shambles “monopoly for millennials!”
Gotta go fast to escape the government
1 tip on how to make friends