I am new here! But probably not
126,965 Gold Club
Russians are a special type of crazy
Turns out there is a cow level.
The best mug
Keep it real DQ
Have you met Darth Vader’s lawyer yet?
"Honey, did you finish decorating the house?"
Petco knows what's up
Sounds like he doesn’t have a motorcycle...
Everyone seems normal..
They figured it out
point and laugh
Yeah, I do math
Sorry baby, no crack today.
My girlfriends mom passed out shots for thanksgiving on a communion tray.
I am just going to leave this here
Greatest costume for redheads
20 tops :(
The struggle is real
Counting the rings of tape to determine how old the Christmas Tree is.
Be careful of misusing the past tense
Careful out there, holiday travelers!
Mmmmm tasty pills
The Amazing World of Gumball gets it.
Last time to post this until next year!
Papa John looks like the dude who gets bit in a zombie movie and tries to hide it from the group...
Defense against baseball bats. Imagine the recoil.
Cybertruck made out of mashed potatoes
And he is a gentleman of colour too
Birds aren't real
Found this absolute shambles “monopoly for millennials!”
Gotta go fast to escape the government
1 tip on how to make friends
The Math is right...
Freshly Washed Clothes
didn"t see that comeing
Need those box
A robe so soft, you'll feel comfortable enough to drink straight from the coffee pot.
Just a guy attacking a terrorist with a narwhal tusk on London Bridge
You don't want to be in there
I want the clear one with the “stuff” inside it
What a trip, man.
And that's how I met god
Getting his freak on
Ah sh*t here we go again.
Merry Pagan Holiday!
So I recently learned my 70 year old grandmother how to use Snapchat and this is what she sent me after sitting on the toilet for an hour.
The new official Gerber baby
So, I should go?
Top review for an axe on Amazon
Check out this gem I found in a bar restroom...
Found where she hid all the Vanilla ones. Last place I would ever look.
Kinda overrated ngl
All that waiting for nothing...
Fair is fair.
Gotta watch out for Those gun trafficking Dinosaurs
Let's go Chewy!!
When the barber finally cuts your hair just as you wanted!
I asked my son to shovel the driveway. I guess he did.
I’m okay with this
i thought Disney was a family company
dick cheney made money of the iraq war
My local news station picked the wrong leaves for their Thanksgiving sign
I don't know how MP6 would look like, but MP7 would be just sticks and stones
This is bullshit
I found out I’m going to be an uncle!!! My sister wasn’t too happy about my interpretation of her upside down ultrasound.
My boyfriend and I used to play this game where one of us came up with an adjective, and the other with a noun. Then we have to say it at the same time and draw whatever the combination is.
Whys the Rum gone?
When a Christian hears the words, ‘Happy Holidays’
Finally a realistic beauty standard for men
Nothing interesting, just your normal everyday fire distinguisher.
The road authorities finally lowered the speed limit
Astolfo must have a very low center of gravity
People just can't ignore a number