I am just going to leave this here
Greatest costume for redheads
20 tops :(
Far-eastern oof
The struggle is real
damn target
Open window
The grandma.
Nice
Counting the rings of tape to determine how old the Christmas Tree is.
Hallmark movies
Be careful of misusing the past tense
It’s uncanny
Careful out there, holiday travelers!
Mmmmm tasty pills
The Amazing World of Gumball gets it.
Dammit Karen!!
my prayers
Last time to post this until next year!
Hey! Upvote!
Papa John looks like the dude who gets bit in a zombie movie and tries to hide it from the group...
Defense against baseball bats. Imagine the recoil.
Cybertruck made out of mashed potatoes
Lemon
And he is a gentleman of colour too
Birds aren't real
Youtube bad
Found this absolute shambles “monopoly for millennials!”
oorreeoo
Anytime
Gotta go fast to escape the government
1 tip on how to make friends
The Math is right...
Freshly Washed Clothes
didn"t see that comeing
Need those box
A robe so soft, you'll feel comfortable enough to drink straight from the coffee pot.
Just a guy attacking a terrorist with a narwhal tusk on London Bridge
Santa Paws.
You don't want to be in there
I want the clear one with the “stuff” inside it
What a trip, man.
And that's how I met god
Studio gangstas
Getting his freak on
Ah sh*t here we go again.
Merry Pagan Holiday!
So I recently learned my 70 year old grandmother how to use Snapchat and this is what she sent me after sitting on the toilet for an hour.
*slav noises*
Indubidubly
1850 Gamers
The new official Gerber baby
So, I should go?
Top review for an axe on Amazon
Check out this gem I found in a bar restroom...
Found where she hid all the Vanilla ones. Last place I would ever look.
Kinda overrated ngl
All that waiting for nothing...
Fair is fair.
Gotta watch out for Those gun trafficking Dinosaurs
Let's go Chewy!!
When the barber finally cuts your hair just as you wanted!
I asked my son to shovel the driveway. I guess he did.
I’m okay with this
i thought Disney was a family company
A fish!
dick cheney made money of the iraq war
My local news station picked the wrong leaves for their Thanksgiving sign
I don't know how MP6 would look like, but MP7 would be just sticks and stones
This is bullshit
I found out I’m going to be an uncle!!! My sister wasn’t too happy about my interpretation of her upside down ultrasound.
My boyfriend and I used to play this game where one of us came up with an adjective, and the other with a noun. Then we have to say it at the same time and draw whatever the combination is.
Whys the Rum gone?
When a Christian hears the words, ‘Happy Holidays’
Finally a realistic beauty standard for men
Nothing interesting, just your normal everyday fire distinguisher.
Nyyyyooooooommm.....
The road authorities finally lowered the speed limit
Green Friday
Astolfo must have a very low center of gravity
People just can't ignore a number
I asked my dad if I could wear his fanny pack for a school field trip, and he told me it was too big. I insisted.
Rough morning let's have some leftovers and make it worse
i love japan
do not expand this list by killing people
sales
Best trick.
I think I'd prefer a belt
sipp
Edgy elderly is the best elderly
auch
Time to take out the trash
should i call you mista?
When life imitates art.
what's so confusing about english?
Barrel.
Ahh yeah
Couldn't make it to family Thanksgiving, had friendsgiving with friends stuck in town. Made this.
Gaming 2019 in retrospect
Black Friday explained