In kindergarten I had to write a paragraph about myself...

bruhment

Boobs or ass?

That's definitely how it works.

Draw your own conclusions.

Printers huh?

If our exodus seems unwise...

They still are arguing over who caused it

is just like that

“Aw Lawdy, kill me!”

My wife accidentally ran my color-changing Bob Ross coffee mug through our new dishwasher. I told her I wasn't even upset because...

At my local ice cream place

Bottom of the 8th at least I'd say

possessed

Meeeooow

Ah, that’s wholesome.

Can you just stop?

Oof

This Italian cat.

First look of the Tesla Cybercopter

No life

The sauce has no texture

Skipped gun safety went straight to the range .

Nuclear fallout does horrible things to people

Some day...

This IS too much true

Pope Francis is a weeb confirmed

Different story

This was so true

Stevie Wonder Talks Michael Jackson

Economy

Taking shit talking to the next level

Russians are a special type of crazy

Turns out there is a cow level.

The best mug

Keep it real DQ

Happy Saturday

Have you met Darth Vader’s lawyer yet?

"Honey, did you finish decorating the house?"

Petco knows what's up

Sounds like he doesn’t have a motorcycle...

The grandchild

Everyone seems normal..

Vaping kills

Well yeah...

They figured it out

point and laugh

Yeah, I do math

Sorry baby, no crack today.

lord Bezos

My girlfriends mom passed out shots for thanksgiving on a communion tray.

I am just going to leave this here

Greatest costume for redheads

20 tops :(

Far-eastern oof

The struggle is real

damn target

Open window

The grandma.

Nice

Counting the rings of tape to determine how old the Christmas Tree is.

Hallmark movies

Be careful of misusing the past tense

It’s uncanny

Careful out there, holiday travelers!

Mmmmm tasty pills

The Amazing World of Gumball gets it.

Dammit Karen!!

my prayers

Last time to post this until next year!

Hey! Upvote!

Papa John looks like the dude who gets bit in a zombie movie and tries to hide it from the group...

Defense against baseball bats. Imagine the recoil.

Cybertruck made out of mashed potatoes

Lemon

And he is a gentleman of colour too

Birds aren't real

Youtube bad

Found this absolute shambles “monopoly for millennials!”

oorreeoo

Anytime

Gotta go fast to escape the government

1 tip on how to make friends

The Math is right...

Freshly Washed Clothes

didn"t see that comeing

Need those box

A robe so soft, you'll feel comfortable enough to drink straight from the coffee pot.

Just a guy attacking a terrorist with a narwhal tusk on London Bridge

Santa Paws.

You don't want to be in there

I want the clear one with the “stuff” inside it

What a trip, man.

And that's how I met god

Studio gangstas

Getting his freak on

Ah sh*t here we go again.

Merry Pagan Holiday!

So I recently learned my 70 year old grandmother how to use Snapchat and this is what she sent me after sitting on the toilet for an hour.

*slav noises*