“Aw Lawdy, kill me!”
My wife accidentally ran my color-changing Bob Ross coffee mug through our new dishwasher. I told her I wasn't even upset because...
At my local ice cream place
Bottom of the 8th at least I'd say
Ah, that’s wholesome.
Can you just stop?
This Italian cat.
First look of the Tesla Cybercopter
The sauce has no texture
Skipped gun safety went straight to the range .
Nuclear fallout does horrible things to people
This IS too much true
Pope Francis is a weeb confirmed
This was so true
Stevie Wonder Talks Michael Jackson
Taking shit talking to the next level
Russians are a special type of crazy
Turns out there is a cow level.
The best mug
Keep it real DQ
Have you met Darth Vader’s lawyer yet?
"Honey, did you finish decorating the house?"
Petco knows what's up
Sounds like he doesn’t have a motorcycle...
Everyone seems normal..
They figured it out
point and laugh
Yeah, I do math
Sorry baby, no crack today.
My girlfriends mom passed out shots for thanksgiving on a communion tray.
I am just going to leave this here
Greatest costume for redheads
20 tops :(
The struggle is real
Counting the rings of tape to determine how old the Christmas Tree is.
Be careful of misusing the past tense
Careful out there, holiday travelers!
Mmmmm tasty pills
The Amazing World of Gumball gets it.
Last time to post this until next year!
Papa John looks like the dude who gets bit in a zombie movie and tries to hide it from the group...
Defense against baseball bats. Imagine the recoil.
Cybertruck made out of mashed potatoes
And he is a gentleman of colour too
Birds aren't real
Found this absolute shambles “monopoly for millennials!”
Gotta go fast to escape the government
1 tip on how to make friends
The Math is right...
Freshly Washed Clothes
didn"t see that comeing
Need those box
A robe so soft, you'll feel comfortable enough to drink straight from the coffee pot.
Just a guy attacking a terrorist with a narwhal tusk on London Bridge
You don't want to be in there
I want the clear one with the “stuff” inside it
What a trip, man.
And that's how I met god
Getting his freak on
Ah sh*t here we go again.
Merry Pagan Holiday!
So I recently learned my 70 year old grandmother how to use Snapchat and this is what she sent me after sitting on the toilet for an hour.
The new official Gerber baby
So, I should go?
Top review for an axe on Amazon
Check out this gem I found in a bar restroom...
Found where she hid all the Vanilla ones. Last place I would ever look.
Kinda overrated ngl
All that waiting for nothing...